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FUCK THE FETUS

This rhetoric regarding the “best interests of the children” might resonate even in my blackened heart if conservatives cared a whit about the little shits

By : November 10, 2006
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TRAVEL – SAO PAULO: NIGHTLIFE PART II

I made to a club that was touted as strictly a mating ground. It was called “Show Bar” and ...
By : November 9, 2006
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TRAVEL – SAO PAULO: THE BEACH

The actual beaches in Sao Paulo State are not spectacular. The sand and water are exactly the same color as in California

By : November 7, 2006
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THE POWER OF COCK COMPELS HIM

As the news comes hard and fast — much like Mr. Haggard himself — we now know that over the course of three years…

By : November 2, 2006
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HEY TOOTHLESSBERGER, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK

Ben Roethlisberger, You’re the man in Pittsburgh. Women wielding cheese fries and Iron City Beer want fuck you in their front yards.

By : October 31, 2006
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COMMUNIST DINNER PARTY, SAO PAULO

Coming from the states and holding a degree in economics, I was a bit curious as to how anyone could be a Communist in this day and age.

By : October 22, 2006
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ELECTION 2006

Bush is a colossal idiot, easily the worst, most destructive president in the history of the republic…

By : October 19, 2006
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FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX

Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.

By : October 11, 2006
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GREAT AMERICAN BEER FESTIVAL 2005

It was the triumph of alcohol over Jesus.

By : October 4, 2006
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SAO PAULO – NIGHTLIFE PART 1

Hitting a club is an intimidating prospect in the land of Lambada, the forbidden dance.

By : September 30, 2006