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FUCK THE FETUS
This rhetoric regarding the “best interests of the children” might resonate even in my blackened heart if conservatives cared a whit about the little shits
TRAVEL – SAO PAULO: NIGHTLIFE PART II
TRAVEL – SAO PAULO: THE BEACH
The actual beaches in Sao Paulo State are not spectacular. The sand and water are exactly the same color as in California
THE POWER OF COCK COMPELS HIM
As the news comes hard and fast — much like Mr. Haggard himself — we now know that over the course of three years…
HEY TOOTHLESSBERGER, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK
Ben Roethlisberger, You’re the man in Pittsburgh. Women wielding cheese fries and Iron City Beer want fuck you in their front yards.
COMMUNIST DINNER PARTY, SAO PAULO
Coming from the states and holding a degree in economics, I was a bit curious as to how anyone could be a Communist in this day and age.
ELECTION 2006
Bush is a colossal idiot, easily the worst, most destructive president in the history of the republic…
FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX
Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.
SAO PAULO – NIGHTLIFE PART 1
Hitting a club is an intimidating prospect in the land of Lambada, the forbidden dance.
