You will be charged in full for your hotel, and if you are able to make it the next day, you will not have a room.

I say with no trace of hyperbole that I’ve just shortened my life by some measurable length of time. Say hello to the “simple” beirute served Toninho Freitas.

Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.

Why they are selling shirts that depict Santa Clause snorting coke, I have no idea.

Bath tubs, towels, and assorted bikinis.

During the Decade when Pussy was Free if you could Sweep Pick Power Chords, these Sad Fucks Drank Alone.

How Mike got it down to just 10, we will never know

I like how the Republicans are out of power.

Doing heck of a job, Jonny