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CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2005

Oh yeah.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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BIBLE UP YOUR ASS – FUCK ROY MOORE

Our idiot media, in its laughable attempts to be “fair and balanced,” provide no actual criticism of acts like this…

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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LET THEM EAT JELLY BEANS

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By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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CALE’S SUMMER RAGE

Still, in this June of a depressing election year, there are several issues that require your attention,

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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MARLON BRANDO: 1924-2004

“Hollywood is ruled by fear and love of money. But it can’t rule me because I’m not afraid of anything and I don’t love money.”

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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5 GREAT BOOKS ABOUT MOVIES

Matt Cale is an active reader.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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5 BEST BOOKS OF 2005

Why only five, you ask? I figured you’d see “book” and run screaming for your X-box, and alas, there’s not a graphic novel to be found.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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AUGUST 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

The Cocksucker of the Month for August can only be Kansas’ Senator Sam Brownback.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD

Tokyo Damage Report!

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

By Schultz: March 7, 2006