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2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE YEAR
Don’t worry guys, a charismatic black dude wins 4 years from now.
June 27, 2006
HACKATCH: UGLY CELEB HUSBANDS
Please stop, because you’ve somehow made K-Fed walk taller in my mind.
June 21, 2006
FUCK SECRET SANTAS
The influx of women into the work place has costs, benefits, and challenges. There are the endless gray areas of ...
May 25, 2006
FUCK BATHROOM ATTENDANTS
I need a pre-pubescent boy to powder my wig and wash my leggings.
May 25, 2006
MARLON BRANDO-RIP
And as we all know, he has been largely irrelevant as an actor in recent years, more famous for his pathological brood than anything…
May 23, 2006
THE WORLD’S BIGGEST, OLDEST, STINKIEST CUNT
Beneath the public veneer of the grandmother in pearls – the humble, ever-smiling visage of a cautious, sweet-tempered lady of dignity and grace – exists a woman so vile, so nasty,
March 28, 2006
DENVER FILM FESTIVAL 2005
Oft-told tale of some reservation-bound, drunken redskin trying to outrun the cops.
March 23, 2006
