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MATT CALE S 20 MOST IMPORTANT ALBUMS FROM HIGH SCHOOL

“Whadda ya mean I don’t believe in God? I talk to him every day,” could be interpreted many ways…

By : March 7, 2006
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WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.

By : March 7, 2006
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MR B’S TOP 20 METAL

Basically you were nothing in the Metal world until you’d played the Hammy Odeon.

By : March 7, 2006
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THE REAL 10 GREATEST AMERICANS

He stripped black music completely of dangerous, jungle rhythms and Negro hyper-sexuality while leaving all those pleasing melodies in place…

By : March 7, 2006
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FUCK THE HOME RUN DERBY BALL BOYS

Something amazing happened. A sustained performance, the likes of which we see perhaps once per year in the sporting world.

By : March 7, 2006
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MORE BANNABLE WORDS AND PHRASES

“Since we think in language, the quality of our thoughts can only be as good as the quality of our language.”

By : March 7, 2006
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TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE

Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.

By : March 7, 2006
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MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

By : March 7, 2006
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FUCK AMERICAN MOMS

If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.

By : March 7, 2006
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UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL

Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…

By : March 7, 2006