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FUCK VICE
Basically there is no difference between Vice readers and high-powered day-traders besides the degree of pretension.
SEPTEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH
In a better world, this month’s Cocksucker would need no introduction.
OCTOBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH
I’ve decided to shift the focus of Cocksucker away from asshole Republicans for the moment and shift it to space alien performance artists masquerading as conservative pundits.
NOVEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH
f President tWit is going to claim that God wants him to be president, than I going to blame motherfucking God for the insane mess we find ourselves in today.
MAY 2005 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH
It is a very rare thing indeed when I feel like picking up a rifle and shooting someone.
FUCK THE HOME RUN DERBY BALL BOYS
Something amazing happened. A sustained performance, the likes of which we see perhaps once per year in the sporting world.
