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FUCK THE AMERICAN MEDIA

In the ass.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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FUCK VICE

Basically there is no difference between Vice readers and high-powered day-traders besides the degree of pretension.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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THE BIGGEST LIE OF THEM ALL

Will These Fuckers Ever Stop?

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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SEPTEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

In a better world, this month’s Cocksucker would need no introduction.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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OCTOBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

I’ve decided to shift the focus of Cocksucker away from asshole Republicans for the moment and shift it to space alien performance artists masquerading as conservative pundits.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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NOVEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

f President tWit is going to claim that God wants him to be president, than I going to blame motherfucking God for the insane mess we find ourselves in today.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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DECEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

The Radical Moroccan Pizza Deliverer

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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MAY 2005 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

It is a very rare thing indeed when I feel like picking up a rifle and shooting someone.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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FUCK DYNAMIC RICH GUYS

“A Fool And His Money Are Soon Celebrated On The Television”

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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FUCK THE HOME RUN DERBY BALL BOYS

Something amazing happened. A sustained performance, the likes of which we see perhaps once per year in the sporting world.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006