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THE BEST FILM EVER MADE ABOUT…
Everything a married couple experiences during the average evening: lies, recriminations, pettiness, alcohol abuse, adultery, and…
LET THEM EAT JELLY BEANS
CALE’S SUMMER RAGE
Still, in this June of a depressing election year, there are several issues that require your attention,
BIBLE UP YOUR ASS – FUCK ROY MOORE
Our idiot media, in its laughable attempts to be “fair and balanced,” provide no actual criticism of acts like this…
AMERICAN TOURISTS SUCK
I can guarantee that the person seated at the next restaurant table doesn’t really want to listen your banal drawl throughout the course of their meal.
CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2005
Within five minutes of this festering sore of a movie, I knew it would be the worst experience at a theater all year.
MARLON BRANDO: 1924-2004
“Hollywood is ruled by fear and love of money. But it can’t rule me because I’m not afraid of anything and I don’t love money.”
