Thanks and congratulations. Seriously, way to fucking go.

And Most Other Chain Restaurants, Really

I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…

There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”

Instead, I had to argue with fellow liberals that yes, it is preferable that we elect Ken Salazar to the Senate rather than grandson-of-a-Nazi Pete Coors…

Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

And so we beat on.

“A Fool And His Money Are Soon Celebrated On The Television”

It is a very rare thing indeed when I feel like picking up a rifle and shooting someone.