Myself and Terrance had to get physical for a moment just so we both understood each other this time around.

here’s a rough estimate of what we consumed on those 34 days on the road: 100 cases of beer, 50 litres of vodka, 15 litres of whisky, 20 litres of tequila, 30 litres of assorted treats

I guess paintballin’ is about the only ballin’ DMX is doing these days.

“Would you rather masturbate or get a hand job from your girlfriend?”

Most would claim that a post-9/11 sense of honor and decency kept them from highlighting Bush’s stupidity or the jingoistic march to a war…