John Wick: Chapter Four

Film Title

John Wick: Chapter 4

Synopsis

One thousand assassins dead, a zillion more to go.

Director

Chad Stahelski

Cast

Keanu Reeves
Laurence Fishburne
Ian McShane
Clancey Brown
Lance Riddick
Bill Skarsgard
Hiroyuki Sanada
Shamier Anderson

“John Wick: Chapter 4” – One thousand assassins dead, a zillion more to go. “Once you kill him, then what?” a friend asks John Wick (Keanu Reeves). Great question. In the never-ending kill-box that is the John Wick universe, that question is the only time the franchise seems to realize that it has yet to […]

Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 2

Last Tango in Paris (1972) The story: In a cause celebre the Godfather tries a little anonymous humping. Bloody hell, now he’s the Prodfarther. Does it make me wanna incorporate anything into my sex life? “You don’t have a name and I don’t have a name, either,” Brando tells Maria Schnieder early on. “No names […]

Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part One

Back in my mid-twenties I was in bed with one of those lovely females making sweet love and thinking that life really wasn’t too bad when she clamped her teeth on my ear and half-snarled: “Stick it up me arse!” Now I know some men appear obsessed with snugly traversing a lady’s poo pipe, but […]

Ezra’s Last Minute Oscar Predictions: 2023

Best Picture: Everything Everywhere All At Once ✔ Best Director: Everything Everywhere All At Once- Daniel Scheinert ✔ Best Lead Actor: The Whale- Brendan Fraser ✔ Best Lead Actress: Everything Everywhere All At Once- Michelle Yeoh ✔ Best Supporting Actor: Everything Everywhere All At Once- Ke Huy Quan ✔ Best Supporting Actress: Black Panther: Wakanda […]

Scream VI

Film Title

Scream VI

Synopsis

Yet another installment of the venerable GhostFace

Director

Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

Cast

Courtney Cox
Melissa Barrera
Jenna Ortega
Mason Gooding
Dermont Mulroney

“Scream VI” – There are rules here? Oh no. There are no rules here. Prior to watching Scream VI, my family and our neighbors dedicated the weekend to a Scream marathon, dubbed “Scream Saturday.” We managed to watch the first four movies on Saturday and finished the fifth on Sunday. I wouldn’t recommend anyone else […]

The Thin Red Line

Film Title

The Thin Red Line

Synopsis

Every male star in Hollywood tries to take the hill in Guadalcanal

Director

Terrence Mallick

Cast

James Caviezel
John Travolta
Nick Nolte
Woody Harrelson
Sean Penn
Kirk Acevedo
George Clooney
Adrien Brody
John Cusack
Jared Leto
John C. Reilly
Miranda Otto

The Thin Red Line is a war movie colossus based on the autobiographical novel by James Jones. The film was universally lauded by critics and nominated for 7 Academy Awards. It also runs for 2 hours and 50 minutes and is loaded with just about every male star you can imagine. This movie is beautifully […]

Mr. Queen

General reviewers loved the series, and I think if you watch 20 episodes of this series, you’ll like it too. This series is a mixed genre of comedy and suspense thriller, with a Joseon-era setting that is very entertaining. In the modern era we will be introduced to Bong-Hwan, a handsome chef who has a […]

My Addiction Conniption

So… I have a lot of excess baggage, and a lot of past pain I need to shed. For nine years, I was a really bad drug addict/junkie, or as I preferred to be called a narcotics enthusiast. I used to refer to myself as a garbage pail. See, that was a term I used […]

Cocaine Bear

Film Title

Cocaine Bear

Synopsis

A bear goes berserk after ingesting a brick of blow. Hilarity ensues

Director

Elizabeth Banks

Cast

Keri Russell
Ray Liotta
Alden Ehrenreich
Isiah Whitlock Jr.
Brooklyn Prince
Margo Martindale

1 Hour 35 minutes, Rated R for Bear Cubs eating Ray Liotta’s intestines. I am wasted on Cocaine Bear, and Cocaine Bear is wasted on me. It’s like asking a Michelin chef to prepare you a Whopper with cheese. There’s only one criteria for watching this film: Do you want to see a CGI bear […]

The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

Film Title

The Manchurian Candidate

Synopsis

An American POW is brain-washed to be an unwitting assassin

Director

John Frankenheimer

Cast

Frank Sinatra
Laurence Harvey
Angela Lansbury
Janet Leigh
Henry Silva
John McGiver
James Gregory
James Edwards

The Manchurian Candidate is one of the most endlessly fascinating paranoid thrillers ever created. Beginning its life as a 1959 novel by Richard Condon, it was adapted into a classic 1962 film directed by John Frankenheimer, which was subsequently taken out of circulation for 24 years after the assassination of JFK. Despite this quarter of […]