Roeder is, at least, a man of honesty and integrity, which places him above the pit of sex-scared, mendacious snakes who make up the bulk of the pro-life movement.

He hates and fears all snakes save his own.

Mineral water, green veg, and prayer. Over 500 years since the printing press was invented, and we still do this shit?

I’d been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again. It turns out, that the true hero of the film is one Edward R. Rooney…

So we will play a game of war, each of us having stacked our deck of cunt cards in advance with the most despicable athletes …

Kira’s world must be a magical place.

Slutty and Sluttier is what Gloria Allred sees on a bad acid trip. It is pure evil, and I curse forum administrator MG Kelly for ever having sent it…

I would like to make a case for the random fellow who takes every Sunday off to go to the game for a bit of innocent punching and stabbing.

Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.