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HUBERT SELBY JR: IT’LL BE BETTER TOMORROW

I doubt Selby would believe that his legacy is best conveyed via celebrity endorsements.

By : October 1, 2009
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MR. POLANSKI: YOU ARE FORGIVEN

Matt was way ahead of this one.

By : September 28, 2009
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RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK THREE

We let Tony choose the games, and he made us regret it.

By : September 25, 2009
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RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK TWO

Our guide to picking week 2 of the NFL season.

By : September 18, 2009
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THE 9/12/09 TAXPAYER MARCH ON WASHINGTON

Our very own Doctor Long attended the protest and chronicles it in the style of an 80′s Action movie.

By : September 16, 2009
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RUTHLESS NFL PICK-OFF: WEEK ONE

Ruthless kicks off the NFL season with the start of our annual against-the-spread pick competition, and by annual, we mean we did it once 4 years ago and are trying it again this year.

By : September 12, 2009
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DIVE ARTISTS– DEMS “LOSE” AGAIN ON HEALTH CARE

The Democrats seem to be throwing this thing on purpose. The public option is DOA and was probably always meant to be. And it’s not because they’re wussy or incompetent. It’s because they’re corrupt.

By : August 29, 2009
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TELEVISED POKER’S FIVE GREATEST MELTDOWNS

Poker is not making babies or shopping, so women are terrible at it.

By : August 22, 2009
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FUCK CREATIONISM: UPDATED

Evolutionary theory is the cornerstone of the biological sciences and without it nothing makes any sense at all.

By : July 30, 2009
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REQUIEM FOR STEVE McNAIR

You know that unattainable beauty you see at your office every day? She’s an afternoon snack for a pro quarterback, so you can understand why McNair had to beat them off with his prodigious and oft-used member before ending up involved with a delusional club trollop who was looking for a sugar daddy.

By : July 15, 2009