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HACKWATCH: KIRA COCHRANE’S FEMINIST RAMBLINGS PART 1
Kira Cochrane is the "women's editor" of The Guardian. We love The Guardian. They linked to Ruthless back when we ...
April 13, 2009
THE MISUNDERSTOOD: VANILLA ICE AND ICE ICE BABY
Let me lay the ground work for this. When Vanilla Ice broke, I hated the fucker. As a budding Hessian, ...
April 5, 2009
Five Great Songs About Suicide: The Metal Years
Song: Who’s to Blame
Artist: Sacred Reich
Year: 1990
Key Lyric: “Oh my God it’s Jonny…Hanging by his neck…All those metal albums…Have led ...
March 10, 2009
Rejected by Maxim II: To Hell With Celebrity Rehab
(Submitted to Maxim, Winter 2007, unpublished)
If anything defines the obscene transformation from a nation of rugged, devil-may-care adventurers to one ...
March 5, 2009
Rejected by Maxim: Fuck Celebrity Rehab
(Submitted to Maxim, Fall 2007, unpublished)
Does rehab help? Does it hurt? Do we care? And will there be tits? Such ...
March 5, 2009
PMS: Radio Salvation
If there is a region of the universe more devoid of intelligent life than sports punditry, may it remain forever ...
March 1, 2009
Glenn Beck: Conservative Bawl Boy
As we second guess ourselves through Obama’s first 100 days, conservatives are falling all over one another swearing allegiance to ...
March 1, 2009