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ASSHOLES OF THE AMERICAN PRESIDENCY

Matt Cale knows his presidents.

By : July 14, 2009
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SAVE THE MIDGETS

Little people my ass….

By : July 8, 2009
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The Ultimate Fighter: United States vs. United Kingdom

If they’d had MMA in 1776, the world would be a very different place.

By : July 5, 2009
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THE ABCs OF DRUNKENNESS

Moderation: The Drunk’s Three-Minute Mile.

By : July 4, 2009
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 4

Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.

By : June 26, 2009
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DOES SODOMY KEEP US SAFE?

What possible purpose does this serve that outweighs becoming known as the country that ass-rapes people?

By : June 23, 2009
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The Ruthless Football Awards 2009

Bones hands out some awards to mark the conclusion of the 2008/09 season.

By : June 19, 2009
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 3

Let me indulge my gambling addiction in peace.

By : June 16, 2009
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AN OPEN LETTER TO SHEPARD SMITH

Stop torturing yourself, Shep.

By : June 12, 2009
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CELEBRATING SCOTT ROEDER, BABY-KILLER-KILLER

Roeder is, at least, a man of honesty and integrity, which places him above the pit of sex-scared, mendacious snakes who make up the bulk of the pro-life movement.

By : June 3, 2009