Slutty and Sluttier is what Gloria Allred sees on a bad acid trip. It is pure evil, and I curse forum administrator MG Kelly for ever having sent it…

more than enough for a healthy masturbation marathon on your day off to recognize Martin Luther King Day.

Violate Every Hole earns a solid four out of five cantaloupes with holes cut in them.

Butt Blassted Too! was changed at the last minute from the slightly less subtle title Admiral Anus’s Buttastical Bag of Wrecked Rectums!

With blonde hair, gigantic tits and long, sexy legs, Nadia Hilton is the kind of chick God would fuck if he wasn’t impotent.

Scene 1 starts off with some shitty dialogue that probably nobody would be able to tell apart from the real DaVinci Code if you just changed…

Either I just witnessed the birth of a new fetish or the
guys in Ear Cum all just have really shitty aim.

Vibrators are a notoriously ineffective implement of massacre, unless I’m reading it wrong and the vibrators are the ones being massacred.

When your pussy looks like the Eye of Sauron, it’s safe to say your porn resume necessitates the use of a paper clip.

Paulina James may very well be solely responsible for the “smoker’s teeth” hue of the wifebeater under my bed.