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The Gamergate Culture War: Big Picture Edition

by Plexico Gingrich November 23, 2014

Beyond ethics in games journalism.

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Martin Folse : Destroyer of the Community.

by L. Ron Mexico November 19, 2014

Every village has an idiot, but usually that idiot doesn’t own a television station. My village is very special. The local channel that serves my community is owned by one of the most buffoonish men to reside south of I-10. Citizens of my community are regularly given front row seats to witch hunts orchestrated by […]

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A Think Piece About Think Pieces That Will Change the Way You Think About Pieces

by L. Ron Mexico November 18, 2014

Rape, is it good or bad? You probably said…

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Clickbait Digest: The titillation of ten clicks with the shame of only one!

by L. Ron Mexico November 5, 2014

You Won’t Believe These Brave Gay Soldiers, Sick Kids, Cantankerous Quarterbacks, T-Pains, Breastfeedings, Outrageous Pro Wrestlers and Butts!

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The Day Joel Osteen Was The Best Thing On TV

by Plexico Gingrich October 31, 2014

I don’t even know anymore.

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Confession Of A Cat Murderer

by L. Ron Mexico October 28, 2014

Call the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening

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CASEY NOCKET: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE (PREFERABLY DEAD)

by Matt October 25, 2014

Miranda July, you’re off the hook.

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THE ABCs OF OBESITY IN AMERICA

by Goat October 20, 2014

More than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese. Also, not surprisingly, the medical cost of this obesity is staggering, as much as 147 Billion dollars a year. I recently visited the magnificent Aquarium in Gatlinburg, Tennessee and was surprised to see that the Aquarium contained hundreds and hundreds of whales. Unfortunately, […]

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4 Ruthless Life Tips For Women

by Melissa Fraser October 20, 2014

Grow a fucking spine, get a fucking life, be fucking careful, and tell any men who…

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Louisiana’s 6th District Congressional Race: Bumfights Edition

by L. Ron Mexico October 7, 2014

Man, I really miss Bumfights. Back when the internet was still a baby, some assholes would give low-IQ degenerates money to humiliate themselves by beating the ally-scum off each other in public. Since that was deemed reprehensible and subsequently banned in 2006, the closest thing we have to Bumfights now is your average congressional race. […]