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5 Facts About Video Game Addiction That You Already Know

by Andrei August 17, 2014

Video games shouldn’t be an industry to any greater extent than badminton is an industry.

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Ayn Rand’s Objectivism: The Cult of The Dirty Diaper

by Plexico Gingrich August 8, 2014

Why do bad novelists who start cults hate psychology?

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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”

by Todd Gack August 6, 2014

The next thing that happened is a phenomenon only the drunkiest drunks will ever undergo. It’s like, the culmination of pushing everything…

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The Bug Museum -or- A Creationist’s Worst Nightmare

by Goat July 23, 2014

  This is the Bug Museum.  I know that Ruthless Reviews is not a travelogue, but I simply must comment on a fascinating place that I encountered in my travels to Santa Fe, New Mexico.  Some of you may have noticed this on my FaceBook page, The Harrell House of Natural Oddities, or The Bug […]

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Fixing The Soccer Flopping Problem Is Easy

by Plexico Gingrich June 30, 2014

Oh, so the American imperialist is here to tell us how to run our beautiful game. Hurray! That is, of course, sarcasm. I spit on you!

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The Methman Chronicles: Meth Stories Volume 1

by Todd Gack June 28, 2014

It’s amazing how well you can drive down a busy street looking only in the rearview mirror.

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E3 2014 Postshow Tampon Tally

by George June 17, 2014

E3 2014 Postshow Tampon Tally  While E3 2013 saw Microsoft get demolished in a massacre that wouldn’t have been out of place on Game of Thrones, E3 2014 had a bloodletting of another kind. This year, the entirety of the games press whined – loudly and at length – about violence and sex in a […]

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Ruthless Reviews E3 Drinking Game, 2014 Edition

by George June 8, 2014

Ruthless Reviews E3 Drinking Game, 2014 Edition His grace, Geoff of the house Keighley, first of his name, king of the Doritos and the Dew Men, lord of the softball coverage and protector of the Metacritic average, does hereby sentence you to suffer three days of wankery. It’s time, folks! Once again, it’s time for […]

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What Happens At A Timeshare Presentation? Look Into The Mouth Of Hell

by L. Ron Mexico June 4, 2014

We were engulfed in a lake of slime and filth so vile that it would tarnish every amenity promised to us.

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THE ABCs OF GUN CULTURE

by Goat June 1, 2014

  This is my rifle, this is my gun.  This is for fighting, this is for fun. Ammosexuals  The first time I saw this term was here, describing a stupid, but dangerous group of needle-dicked men (and women) whose paranoia at having a brown-skinned man in the White House has led to idiotic behavior. This behavior […]