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The Day Joel Osteen Was The Best Thing On TV

by Plexico Gingrich October 31, 2014

I don’t even know anymore.

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Confession Of A Cat Murderer

by L. Ron Mexico October 28, 2014

Call the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening

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CASEY NOCKET: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE (PREFERABLY DEAD)

by Matt October 25, 2014

Miranda July, you’re off the hook.

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THE ABCs OF OBESITY IN AMERICA

by Goat October 20, 2014

More than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese. Also, not surprisingly, the medical cost of this obesity is staggering, as much as 147 Billion dollars a year. I recently visited the magnificent Aquarium in Gatlinburg, Tennessee and was surprised to see that the Aquarium contained hundreds and hundreds of whales. Unfortunately, […]

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4 Ruthless Life Tips For Women

by Melissa Fraser October 20, 2014

Grow a fucking spine, get a fucking life, be fucking careful, and tell any men who…

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Louisiana’s 6th District Congressional Race: Bumfights Edition

by L. Ron Mexico October 7, 2014

Man, I really miss Bumfights. Back when the internet was still a baby, some assholes would give low-IQ degenerates money to humiliate themselves by beating the ally-scum off each other in public. Since that was deemed reprehensible and subsequently banned in 2006, the closest thing we have to Bumfights now is your average congressional race. […]

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Putting Ray Rice In Context

by Plexico Gingrich September 8, 2014

Even if Ray Rice is a monster, he’s still just a distraction.

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RUTHLESS SCORED AN INTERVIEW WITH FERGUSON POLICE CHIEF THOMAS JACKSON

by L. Ron Mexico August 22, 2014

L.Ron Mexico caught up with Chief of Police Thomas Jackson to grill him on some of the tactics he has implemented after the Michael Brown shooting. L. RON MEXICO: I think the first thing I want to ask you is, knowing the entire world is looking at you, how can you still fire rubber […]

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Zoe Quinn Proves Game Journos Are Literally In Bed With Developers (UPDATED 8/22)

by George August 20, 2014

Zoe Quinn Proves Game Journos Are Literally In Bed With Developers Zoe Quinn: Literallyin bed with game journo who covered her work. (UPDATE 8/22/14: Bill Zoeker of Destructoid appears to have had an inappropriate relationship with Zoe. In addition, the number of people in games “journalism” who are financially supporting Quinn through her Patreon is […]

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5 Facts About Video Game Addiction That You Already Know

by Andrei August 17, 2014

Video games shouldn’t be an industry to any greater extent than badminton is an industry.