I, God-willing, will bring butt sex back to Washington.

If women, inferior to men in almost every physical aspect, could skate that fast, hit that hard, or could dust themselves off after taking a nasty tumble, what was I capable of? Imagine my own potential!

Sadly, this is what democracy looks like.

A free education is not an opportunity of which you take advantage. Rather, it’s an entitlement that should be bestowed upon you, with no effort on your part, even if you actively resist it.

Republicans Unmasked!

Some guy who hates baseball and accidentally turned into the stadium parking lot during the off season in 1987 is ashamed to be so closely associated with the Dodgers.

Still sackless after all these years…

Corn-based ethanol for everyone.

Ruthless Ron Mexico is a soccer fan from the Great American South.

A decade of hell.