Rants

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Noah: A Rant

by Goat April 14, 2014

This movie has already been reviewed, didn’t you read the magnificent review by Devon? Yes, I know, but this is something I feel compelled to do. Well, what is the problem? Seriously, I looked forward to this movie with glee, but that anticipation was quickly snuffed out in the first 5 minutes of the film. […]

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L. Ron Mexico’s Three Health Tips to Avoid and Three Health Tips to Enjoy

by L. Ron Mexico April 3, 2014

Fact: The most satisfying act of revenge is to triumphantly fart at someone’s funeral.

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Five Great Game Developers Turned Insane and Irrelevant

by George April 2, 2014

When insane game developers attack, we all suffer. Here are five of the worst.

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Fuck CNN

by Plexico Gingrich March 18, 2014

The people telling you to embrace flying murder robots on the supposedly centrist news channel are a Vanderbilt who worked for the CIA and Newt Gingrich.

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Hackwatch: Darren Sharper is a phony asshole

by L. Ron Mexico February 23, 2014

As a Saints fan, it pains me to say that it appears Darren Sharper is a serial rapist, and I don’t mean he’s got his dick in a box of Captain Crunch. I mean he drugged a bunch of babes and sexually assaulted them like some douchbag perp straight out of Law and Order. Now […]

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The ABCs of Game Journalism

by George February 19, 2014

Adclicks: The alpha and the omega, the end all/be all of the profession. This is why the usual rags update a hundred times a day, about anything that has even the flimsiest of connections to video games. You may think you got into games writing to share your love of the medium with a like-minded […]

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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)

by Matt February 17, 2014

Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.

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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.

by Plexico Gingrich February 7, 2014

And now, prepare to be engrossed by the misery of other people and the shittines of our species.

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THE ABCs OF RAPE

by Goat January 31, 2014

Abortion-No way, woman.  Raped by your father?  Too bad, enjoy your little bundle of joy.  Raped by a stranger, even a criminal with former rape convictions?  Prepare to be forced to carry to term and even to give the criminal visitation rights.  Even if your pregnancy is much more than an inconvenience, that is just […]

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The NBA Cares A Lot!

by Plexico Gingrich January 24, 2014

The NBA has looted $3 Billion in public money since 1990. But here’s a picture of a player reading to one of the kids they robbed.