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The Bug Museum -or- A Creationist’s Worst Nightmare

by Goat July 23, 2014

  I know that Ruthless Reviews is not a travelogue, but I simply must comment on a fascinating place that I encountered in my travels to Santa Fe, New Mexico.  Some of you may have noticed this on my FaceBook page, The Harrell House of Natural Oddities, or The Bug Museum.  I’ll leave the contact […]

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Fixing The Soccer Flopping Problem Is Easy

by Plexico Gingrich June 30, 2014

Oh, so the American imperialist is here to tell us how to run our beautiful game. Hurray! That is, of course, sarcasm. I spit on you!

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The Methman Chronicles: Meth Stories Volume 1

by Todd Gack June 28, 2014

It’s amazing how well you can drive down a busy street looking only in the rearview mirror.

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E3 2014 Postshow Tampon Tally

by George June 17, 2014

E3 2014 Postshow Tampon Tally  While E3 2013 saw Microsoft get demolished in a massacre that wouldn’t have been out of place on Game of Thrones, E3 2014 had a bloodletting of another kind. This year, the entirety of the games press whined – loudly and at length – about violence and sex in a […]

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Ruthless Reviews E3 Drinking Game, 2014 Edition

by George June 8, 2014

Ruthless Reviews E3 Drinking Game, 2014 Edition His grace, Geoff of the house Keighley, first of his name, king of the Doritos and the Dew Men, lord of the softball coverage and protector of the Metacritic average, does hereby sentence you to suffer three days of wankery. It’s time, folks! Once again, it’s time for […]

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What Happens At A Timeshare Presentation? Look Into The Mouth Of Hell

by L. Ron Mexico June 4, 2014

We were engulfed in a lake of slime and filth so vile that it would tarnish every amenity promised to us.

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THE ABCs OF GUN CULTURE

by Goat June 1, 2014

  This is my rifle, this is my gun.  This is for fighting, this is for fun. Ammosexuals  The first time I saw this term was here, describing a stupid, but dangerous group of needle-dicked men (and women) whose paranoia at having a brown-skinned man in the White House has led to idiotic behavior. This behavior […]

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6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics

by Plexico Gingrich May 29, 2014

What types of movie reviewers drive you nuts? Here’s our list.

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Metal Heart: Seven Essential Life Lessons from an 80s Childhood

by Matt May 18, 2014

if you can’t Ride the Lightning, Bark at the Moon.

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Captain America: A Blockbuster for Blockheads

by Goat May 17, 2014

  OK, what is it this time? I was at the movies again yesterday afternoon. Well, good for you.  I see you saw “Captain America: The Winter Soldier.” Wasn’t it FANTASTIC!! No, I hated almost every minute of it. What?  It scored 8.2 at IMDB and 70/100 from 44 professionals at Metacritic.  It has grossed […]