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FUCK A TSUNAMI
What’s really disturbing is that most of the stories, at least initially, have revolved around white people…
MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED
However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…
THE WHORING OF THE AMERICAN CLASSROOM
Another day, another desperate American teacher caught fucking a student. This time…
TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH
SADDAM FOR PRESIDENT
So let us release the Iraqi people from their disastrous course and return Saddam to power. Let him dash old foes, sow his oats, and roam the streets
FUCK THE FETUS
This rhetoric regarding the “best interests of the children” might resonate even in my blackened heart if conservatives cared a whit about the little shits
THE POWER OF COCK COMPELS HIM
As the news comes hard and fast — much like Mr. Haggard himself — we now know that over the course of three years…
ELECTION 2006
Bush is a colossal idiot, easily the worst, most destructive president in the history of the republic…
HOW USING ORBITZ WILL COST YOU THOUSANDS
You will be charged in full for your hotel, and if you are able to make it the next day, you will not have a room.
