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FUCK A TSUNAMI

What’s really disturbing is that most of the stories, at least initially, have revolved around white people…

By : January 13, 2007
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MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED

However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…

By : January 11, 2007
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THE WHORING OF THE AMERICAN CLASSROOM

Another day, another desperate American teacher caught fucking a student. This time…

By : December 19, 2006
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TEN RICH, POWERFUL CELEBRITIES WE WOULDN’T TRADE PLACES WITH

Celebrity has beaten the shit out of any other quality to which a person might aspire in our society. You ...
By : December 18, 2006
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SADDAM FOR PRESIDENT

So let us release the Iraqi people from their disastrous course and return Saddam to power. Let him dash old foes, sow his oats, and roam the streets

By : November 10, 2006
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FUCK THE FETUS

This rhetoric regarding the “best interests of the children” might resonate even in my blackened heart if conservatives cared a whit about the little shits

By : November 10, 2006
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THE POWER OF COCK COMPELS HIM

As the news comes hard and fast — much like Mr. Haggard himself — we now know that over the course of three years…

By : November 2, 2006
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ELECTION 2006

Bush is a colossal idiot, easily the worst, most destructive president in the history of the republic…

By : October 19, 2006
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HOW USING ORBITZ WILL COST YOU THOUSANDS

You will be charged in full for your hotel, and if you are able to make it the next day, you will not have a room.

By : September 28, 2006
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2005 YEAR END COCKSUCKERS

Doing heck of a job, Jonny

By : June 27, 2006