Don’t worry guys, a charismatic black dude wins 4 years from now.

I like how the Republicans are out of power.

No, really. Fuck the marines.

Please stop, because you’ve somehow made K-Fed walk taller in my mind.

Drug dealers are America’s most unsung heroes.

I need a pre-pubescent boy to powder my wig and wash my leggings.

And as we all know, he has been largely irrelevant as an actor in recent years, more famous for his pathological brood than anything…

Beneath the public veneer of the grandmother in pearls – the humble, ever-smiling visage of a cautious, sweet-tempered lady of dignity and grace – exists a woman so vile, so nasty,

Rush is about spraying a satisfyingly warm jism of falsehood onto the eagerly awaiting maws of nano-endowed, mentally deficient dupes.