>> Rants
WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS
Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.
MORE BANNABLE WORDS AND PHRASES
“Since we think in language, the quality of our thoughts can only be as good as the quality of our language.”
TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE
Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.
MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS
Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…
FUCK AMERICAN MOMS
If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.
UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL
Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…
BLACKLIST US, BILL
We’re fanatically opposed to military recruiting on high school campuses.
FUCK SCOTT MCCLELLAN AND KARL ROVE
Now, part of me wants to highlight and pinpoint exactly what in the above obfuscating makes McClellan such a lying, horse’s ass…
