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BREAKIN’ IT

Every guy worth his papaya-like nutsack remembers his first porn experience, and mine left me reeling.

By : March 8, 2006
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MIKE MOLLOY

Erich has found a kindred spirit.

By : March 8, 2006
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MATT DRUDGE

Matt Drudge is entertaining for exactly one reason. He’s beloved by “conservatives” because of his tabloid campaigns against the Clintons, while at the same time being a swish of Commando-esque proportions.

By : March 8, 2006
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COAST TO COAST AM

Howard Stern clearly has the best show on the radio, especially now that Artie Lang is a fulltime member of the show. After that, it’s a close competition between Phil Hendrie and Coast to Coast AM.

By : March 8, 2006
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JIM ROME

I’ve been listening to Jim Rome off and on since long before he reached syndication–back to the “Smack Saw” era.

By : March 8, 2006
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HOWARD STERN

Erich is still living in his car.

By : March 8, 2006
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TOM LEYKIS

The biggest problem with Leykis is that he spends about 1/3 of his time in full blown, self-caricature.

By : March 8, 2006
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THE REAL 10 GREATEST AMERICANS

He stripped black music completely of dangerous, jungle rhythms and Negro hyper-sexuality while leaving all those pleasing melodies in place…

By : March 7, 2006
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WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.

By : March 7, 2006
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SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD

Tokyo Damage Report!

By : March 7, 2006