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MORE BANNABLE WORDS AND PHRASES

“Since we think in language, the quality of our thoughts can only be as good as the quality of our language.”

By : March 7, 2006
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TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE

Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.

By : March 7, 2006
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MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

By : March 7, 2006
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FUCK AMERICAN MOMS

If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.

By : March 7, 2006
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UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL

Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…

By : March 7, 2006
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BLACKLIST US, BILL

We’re fanatically opposed to military recruiting on high school campuses.

By : March 7, 2006
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FUCK SCOTT MCCLELLAN AND KARL ROVE

Now, part of me wants to highlight and pinpoint exactly what in the above obfuscating makes McClellan such a lying, horse’s ass…

By : March 7, 2006
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FUCK NASCAR DADS

Who are these “NASCAR Dads” and why are they so influential?

By : March 7, 2006
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ONWARD CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS

I’ve said numerous times on this site that religion is the most obvious form of insanity that afflicts the human beast…

By : March 7, 2006
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WHERE HAVE ALL THE KLEBOLDS GONE?

Then and now, I was an Eric Harris type; not actually violent, but brooding, furious, and contemplative.

By : March 7, 2006