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ONWARD CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS

I’ve said numerous times on this site that religion is the most obvious form of insanity that afflicts the human beast…

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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WHERE HAVE ALL THE KLEBOLDS GONE?

Then and now, I was an Eric Harris type; not actually violent, but brooding, furious, and contemplative.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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2005 END OF YEAR COCKSUCKERS

So Judith, you Cocksucker, you wanted to feel the power between your legs, huh?

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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LET THEM EAT JELLY BEANS

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By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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CALE’S SUMMER RAGE

Still, in this June of a depressing election year, there are several issues that require your attention,

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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BIBLE UP YOUR ASS – FUCK ROY MOORE

Our idiot media, in its laughable attempts to be “fair and balanced,” provide no actual criticism of acts like this…

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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AMERICAN TOURISTS SUCK

I can guarantee that the person seated at the next restaurant table doesn’t really want to listen your banal drawl throughout the course of their meal.

By Mr. B: March 7, 2006
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MARLON BRANDO: 1924-2004

“Hollywood is ruled by fear and love of money. But it can’t rule me because I’m not afraid of anything and I don’t love money.”

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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THE FREAK KINGDOM’S THANK YOU LETTER

Thanks and congratulations. Seriously, way to fucking go.

By Monte: March 7, 2006
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FUCK GLADSTONE’S

And Most Other Chain Restaurants, Really

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006