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KILL PAT ROBERTSON
I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…
RAPING NUNS IS ART
There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”
THE YOUTH VOTE
Instead, I had to argue with fellow liberals that yes, it is preferable that we elect Ken Salazar to the Senate rather than grandson-of-a-Nazi Pete Coors…
CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS
Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…
ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES
I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…
MAY 2005 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH
It is a very rare thing indeed when I feel like picking up a rifle and shooting someone.
NOVEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH
f President tWit is going to claim that God wants him to be president, than I going to blame motherfucking God for the insane mess we find ourselves in today.
