So Judith, you Cocksucker, you wanted to feel the power between your legs, huh?

Still, in this June of a depressing election year, there are several issues that require your attention,

Our idiot media, in its laughable attempts to be “fair and balanced,” provide no actual criticism of acts like this…

I can guarantee that the person seated at the next restaurant table doesn’t really want to listen your banal drawl throughout the course of their meal.

“Hollywood is ruled by fear and love of money. But it can’t rule me because I’m not afraid of anything and I don’t love money.”

Thanks and congratulations. Seriously, way to fucking go.

And Most Other Chain Restaurants, Really

I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…

There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”