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KILL PAT ROBERTSON

I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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RAPING NUNS IS ART

There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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THE YOUTH VOTE

Instead, I had to argue with fellow liberals that yes, it is preferable that we elect Ken Salazar to the Senate rather than grandson-of-a-Nazi Pete Coors…

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS

Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS: 2005

And so we beat on.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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FUCK DYNAMIC RICH GUYS

“A Fool And His Money Are Soon Celebrated On The Television”

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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MAY 2005 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

It is a very rare thing indeed when I feel like picking up a rifle and shooting someone.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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DECEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

The Radical Moroccan Pizza Deliverer

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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NOVEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

f President tWit is going to claim that God wants him to be president, than I going to blame motherfucking God for the insane mess we find ourselves in today.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006