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OCTOBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

I’ve decided to shift the focus of Cocksucker away from asshole Republicans for the moment and shift it to space alien performance artists masquerading as conservative pundits.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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SEPTEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

In a better world, this month’s Cocksucker would need no introduction.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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THE BIGGEST LIE OF THEM ALL

Will These Fuckers Ever Stop?

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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FUCK VICE

Basically there is no difference between Vice readers and high-powered day-traders besides the degree of pretension.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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FUCK THE AMERICAN MEDIA

In the ass.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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ASS FUCKING IS LOVE

In Defense of Marriage

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS, SOLDIER

PRISONER ABUSE = HOT

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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BAY AREA BIKERS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

ALL OF THEM.YES, YOU TOO. . .. . . ASSHOLE!!!!!!

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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SCHULTZ’S GUIDE TO ENJOYING SAN FRANCISCO

Enjoying San Fran is pretty simple. Just get out of the city.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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ARIEL SHARON GOES 100% APESHIT

In a June 26 speech today, given at the Knesset, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon had this to say:
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By Schultz: March 7, 2006