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THE YOUTH VOTE

Instead, I had to argue with fellow liberals that yes, it is preferable that we elect Ken Salazar to the Senate rather than grandson-of-a-Nazi Pete Coors…

By : March 7, 2006
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CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS

Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…

By : March 7, 2006
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ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

By : March 7, 2006
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A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS: 2005

And so we beat on.

By : March 7, 2006
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FUCK DYNAMIC RICH GUYS

“A Fool And His Money Are Soon Celebrated On The Television”

By : March 7, 2006
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MAY 2005 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

It is a very rare thing indeed when I feel like picking up a rifle and shooting someone.

By : March 7, 2006
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DECEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

The Radical Moroccan Pizza Deliverer

By : March 7, 2006
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NOVEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

f President tWit is going to claim that God wants him to be president, than I going to blame motherfucking God for the insane mess we find ourselves in today.

By : March 7, 2006
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OCTOBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

I’ve decided to shift the focus of Cocksucker away from asshole Republicans for the moment and shift it to space alien performance artists masquerading as conservative pundits.

By : March 7, 2006
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SEPTEMBER 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

In a better world, this month’s Cocksucker would need no introduction.

By : March 7, 2006