Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.

What about his biography? His childhood or family life? Frankly, I don’t give a shit, nor should anyone else who claims to love film.

The Cocksucker of the Month for August can only be Kansas’ Senator Sam Brownback.

“Would you rather masturbate or get a hand job from your girlfriend?”

Most would claim that a post-9/11 sense of honor and decency kept them from highlighting Bush’s stupidity or the jingoistic march to a war…