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MEL GIBSON & ME
Hypocritical Christians…Hypocritical Jews…Nutter Popes…Schultz’s Passion…Modernity Sucking…Millionaires Gone Wild…Tons of Anal…
March 7, 2006
JANET’S FREEDOM HATING FILTHY FUCKING TITTY
Crack a beer and watch as America gets dumber and dumber and dumber and…
March 7, 2006
50 CENT: THE RUTHLESS INTERVIEW
Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.
March 7, 2006
CHARLES BRONSON R.I.P
What about his biography? His childhood or family life? Frankly, I don’t give a shit, nor should anyone else who claims to love film.
March 7, 2006
AUGUST 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH
The Cocksucker of the Month for August can only be Kansas’ Senator Sam Brownback.
March 7, 2006
COSMO IS FULL OF CRAP
“Would you rather masturbate or get a hand job from your girlfriend?”
July 17, 2004
FUCK THE AMERICAN MEDIA
Most would claim that a post-9/11 sense of honor and decency kept them from highlighting Bush’s stupidity or the jingoistic march to a war…
June 23, 2004