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SAVE THE MIDGETS

Little people my ass….

By Matt Cale: July 8, 2009
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THE ABCs OF DRUNKENNESS

Moderation: The Drunk’s Three-Minute Mile.

By Wax: July 4, 2009
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DOES SODOMY KEEP US SAFE?

What possible purpose does this serve that outweighs becoming known as the country that ass-rapes people?

By Buffalo Beast: June 23, 2009
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 3

Let me indulge my gambling addiction in peace.

By Erich Schulte: June 16, 2009
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AN OPEN LETTER TO SHEPARD SMITH

Stop torturing yourself, Shep.

By Chester: June 12, 2009
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CELEBRATING SCOTT ROEDER, BABY-KILLER-KILLER

Roeder is, at least, a man of honesty and integrity, which places him above the pit of sex-scared, mendacious snakes who make up the bulk of the pro-life movement.

By Erich Schulte: June 3, 2009
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Doctor on Faith Healing Retards

Mineral water, green veg, and prayer. Over 500 years since the printing press was invented, and we still do this shit?

By Alex K.: May 17, 2009
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HACKWATCH: ACTRESSES HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY!!1!

Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.

By Erich Schulte: April 22, 2009
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CHUCK NORRIS MUST HANG

He’s appeared on infomercials with Christie Brinkley, peddling exercise equipment, good health, and the world’s densest beard. He’s come out ...
By Matt Cale: April 17, 2009
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HACKWATCH: KIRA COCHRANE’S FEMINIST RAMBLINGS  PART 1

Kira Cochrane is the "women's editor" of The Guardian.  We love The Guardian.  They linked to Ruthless back when we ...
By Erich Schulte: April 13, 2009