GEORGE BUSH LIES AND SUCKS

THE MOST DISINGENUOUS PRESIDENT EVER!!!

LET THEM EAT JELLY BEANS

Let His Own Words Indict Him — The Real Ronald Reagan Hagiography Main Entry: ha·gi·og·ra·phy Pronunciation: -gE-‘ä-gr&-fE, -jE- Function: noun 1 : biography of saints or venerated persons 2 : idealizing or idolizing biography “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” — 1981 “A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to […]

THE BIGGEST LIE OF THEM ALL

Will These Fuckers Ever Stop?

THE YOUTH VOTE

Instead, I had to argue with fellow liberals that yes, it is preferable that we elect Ken Salazar to the Senate rather than grandson-of-a-Nazi Pete Coors…

THE LITTLEST GROOM

How low can FOX go?!

MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

CALE’S SUMMER RAGE

Still, in this June of a depressing election year, there are several issues that require your attention,

FUCK VICE

Basically there is no difference between Vice readers and high-powered day-traders besides the degree of pretension.

CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS

Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…

FUCK PAT ROBERTSON

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