MARLON BRANDO: 1924-2004

“Hollywood is ruled by fear and love of money. But it can’t rule me because I’m not afraid of anything and I don’t love money.”

SCHULTZ’S GUIDE TO ENJOYING SAN FRANCISCO

Enjoying San Fran is pretty simple. Just get out of the city.

SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD

Tokyo Damage Report!

ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

The 2 Best Films of 2005

For me, 2005 was a year best forgotten. At least I assume so, since I can barely remember any of it. I think I got out to the theater twice, and each time sitting in the dark without any intoxicants to extinguish my thoughts was such a trial, that I kept looking up and expecting […]

COSMO IS FULL OF CRAP

“Would you rather masturbate or get a hand job from your girlfriend?”

FUCK THE AMERICAN MEDIA

Most would claim that a post-9/11 sense of honor and decency kept them from highlighting Bush’s stupidity or the jingoistic march to a war…