50 CENT: THE RUTHLESS INTERVIEW

Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.

UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL

Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…

A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS: 2005

And so we beat on.

THE REAL 10 GREATEST AMERICANS

He stripped black music completely of dangerous, jungle rhythms and Negro hyper-sexuality while leaving all those pleasing melodies in place…

ASS FUCKING IS LOVE

In Defense of Marriage

CHARLES BRONSON R.I.P

What about his biography? His childhood or family life? Frankly, I don’t give a shit, nor should anyone else who claims to love film.

BLACKLIST US, BILL

We’re fanatically opposed to military recruiting on high school campuses.

WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.

AMERICAN TOURISTS SUCK

I can guarantee that the person seated at the next restaurant table doesn’t really want to listen your banal drawl throughout the course of their meal.

SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS, SOLDIER

PRISONER ABUSE = HOT