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THE MISUNDERSTOOD: VANILLA ICE AND ICE ICE BABY
Let me lay the ground work for this. When Vanilla Ice broke, I hated the fucker. As a budding Hessian, ...
April 5, 2009
Five Great Songs About Suicide: The Metal Years
Song: Who’s to Blame
Artist: Sacred Reich
Year: 1990
Key Lyric: “Oh my God it’s Jonny…Hanging by his neck…All those metal albums…Have led ...
March 10, 2009
Rejected by Maxim II: To Hell With Celebrity Rehab
(Submitted to Maxim, Winter 2007, unpublished)
If anything defines the obscene transformation from a nation of rugged, devil-may-care adventurers to one ...
March 5, 2009
Rejected by Maxim: Fuck Celebrity Rehab
(Submitted to Maxim, Fall 2007, unpublished)
Does rehab help? Does it hurt? Do we care? And will there be tits? Such ...
March 5, 2009
PMS: Radio Salvation
If there is a region of the universe more devoid of intelligent life than sports punditry, may it remain forever ...
March 1, 2009
Glenn Beck: Conservative Bawl Boy
As we second guess ourselves through Obama’s first 100 days, conservatives are falling all over one another swearing allegiance to ...
March 1, 2009
The Ballad of Michael Owen
How England’s most prolific goalscorer for a generation ended the 2008/09 season looking like he was ready for the scrap yard.
February 23, 2009