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CELEBRATING SCOTT ROEDER, BABY-KILLER-KILLER

Roeder is, at least, a man of honesty and integrity, which places him above the pit of sex-scared, mendacious snakes who make up the bulk of the pro-life movement.

By Erich Schulte: June 3, 2009
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Doctor on Faith Healing Retards

Mineral water, green veg, and prayer. Over 500 years since the printing press was invented, and we still do this shit?

By Alex K.: May 17, 2009
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HACKWATCH: ACTRESSES HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY!!1!

Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.

By Erich Schulte: April 22, 2009
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CHUCK NORRIS MUST HANG

He’s appeared on infomercials with Christie Brinkley, peddling exercise equipment, good health, and the world’s densest beard. He’s come out ...
By Matt Cale: April 17, 2009
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HACKWATCH: KIRA COCHRANE’S FEMINIST RAMBLINGS  PART 1

Kira Cochrane is the "women's editor" of The Guardian.  We love The Guardian.  They linked to Ruthless back when we ...
By Erich Schulte: April 13, 2009
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THE MISUNDERSTOOD: VANILLA ICE AND ICE ICE BABY

Let me lay the ground work for this. When Vanilla Ice broke, I hated the fucker. As a budding Hessian, ...
By Erich Schulte: April 5, 2009
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Facebook Hacks

Hacks hack

By Erich Schulte: April 1, 2009
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Bud Selig’s Career of Mendacity and Greed

Your tax dollars at work

By Dick: March 31, 2009
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Pope Benedict XVI: The Quickening

Jesus Loves an Unsheathed Penis

By Alex K.: March 23, 2009
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Five Great Songs About Suicide: The Metal Years

Song: Who’s to Blame Artist: Sacred Reich Year: 1990 Key Lyric: “Oh my God it’s Jonny…Hanging by his neck…All those metal albums…Have led ...
By Matt Cale: March 10, 2009