TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE

Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.

MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

FUCK AMERICAN MOMS

If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.

UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL

Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…

A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS: 2005

And so we beat on.

The 2 Best Films of 2005

For me, 2005 was a year best forgotten. At least I assume so, since I can barely remember any of it. I think I got out to the theater twice, and each time sitting in the dark without any intoxicants to extinguish my thoughts was such a trial, that I kept looking up and expecting […]

COSMO IS FULL OF CRAP

“Would you rather masturbate or get a hand job from your girlfriend?”

FUCK THE AMERICAN MEDIA

Most would claim that a post-9/11 sense of honor and decency kept them from highlighting Bush’s stupidity or the jingoistic march to a war…