WHERE HAVE ALL THE KLEBOLDS GONE?

Then and now, I was an Eric Harris type; not actually violent, but brooding, furious, and contemplative.

MORE BANNABLE WORDS AND PHRASES

“Since we think in language, the quality of our thoughts can only be as good as the quality of our language.”

2005 END OF YEAR COCKSUCKERS

So Judith, you Cocksucker, you wanted to feel the power between your legs, huh?

WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.

TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE

Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.

MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reaganís death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

FUCK AMERICAN MOMS

If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.

UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL

Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…

A YEAR OF SCOUNDRELS: 2005

And so we beat on.

The 2 Best Films of 2005

For me, 2005 was a year best forgotten. At least I assume so, since I can barely remember any of it. I think I got out to the theater twice, and each time sitting in the dark without any intoxicants to extinguish my thoughts was such a trial, that I kept looking up and expecting […]