THE REAL 10 GREATEST AMERICANS

He stripped black music completely of dangerous, jungle rhythms and Negro hyper-sexuality while leaving all those pleasing melodies in place…

FUCK NASCAR DADS

Who are these “NASCAR Dads” and why are they so influential?

ONWARD CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS

I’ve said numerous times on this site that religion is the most obvious form of insanity that afflicts the human beast…

WHERE HAVE ALL THE KLEBOLDS GONE?

Then and now, I was an Eric Harris type; not actually violent, but brooding, furious, and contemplative.

MORE BANNABLE WORDS AND PHRASES

“Since we think in language, the quality of our thoughts can only be as good as the quality of our language.”

2005 END OF YEAR COCKSUCKERS

So Judith, you Cocksucker, you wanted to feel the power between your legs, huh?

WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS

Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.

TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE

Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.

MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS

Some would argue that Ronald Reaganís death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…

FUCK AMERICAN MOMS

If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.