MARLON BRANDO: 1924-2004

“Hollywood is ruled by fear and love of money. But it can’t rule me because I’m not afraid of anything and I don’t love money.”

AUGUST 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

The Cocksucker of the Month for August can only be Kansas’ Senator Sam Brownback.

SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD

Tokyo Damage Report!

ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS

Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…

CHARLES BRONSON R.I.P

What about his biography? His childhood or family life? Frankly, I don’t give a shit, nor should anyone else who claims to love film.

50 CENT: THE RUTHLESS INTERVIEW

Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.

FUCK GLADSTONE’S

And Most Other Chain Restaurants, Really

KILL PAT ROBERTSON

I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…

RAPING NUNS IS ART

There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”