Please stop, because you’ve somehow made K-Fed walk taller in my mind.
FUCK SECRET SANTAS
The influx of women into the work place has costs, benefits, and challenges. There are the endless gray areas of sexual harassment, various expectations of special treatment and more competition for good jobs. On the other hand, if it was 1933, my most fuckable co-worker would be the little Asian guy with soft eyes and […]
FUCK BATHROOM ATTENDANTS
I need a pre-pubescent boy to powder my wig and wash my leggings.
MARLON BRANDO-RIP
And as we all know, he has been largely irrelevant as an actor in recent years, more famous for his pathological brood than anything…
THE WORLD’S BIGGEST, OLDEST, STINKIEST CUNT
Beneath the public veneer of the grandmother in pearls – the humble, ever-smiling visage of a cautious, sweet-tempered lady of dignity and grace – exists a woman so vile, so nasty,
BREAKIN’ IT
Every guy worth his papaya-like nutsack remembers his first porn experience, and mine left me reeling.
RUSH LIMBAUGH: RIGHT WING VAGINA
Rush is about spraying a satisfyingly warm jism of falsehood onto the eagerly awaiting maws of nano-endowed, mentally deficient dupes.
MATT DRUDGE
Matt Drudge is entertaining for exactly one reason. He’s beloved by “conservatives” because of his tabloid campaigns against the Clintons, while at the same time being a swish of Commando-esque proportions.