CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS

Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…

CHARLES BRONSON R.I.P

What about his biography? His childhood or family life? Frankly, I don’t give a shit, nor should anyone else who claims to love film.

50 CENT: THE RUTHLESS INTERVIEW

Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.

FUCK GLADSTONE’S

And Most Other Chain Restaurants, Really

KILL PAT ROBERTSON

I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…

RAPING NUNS IS ART

There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”

THE YOUTH VOTE

Instead, I had to argue with fellow liberals that yes, it is preferable that we elect Ken Salazar to the Senate rather than grandson-of-a-Nazi Pete Coors…

FUCK PAT ROBERTSON

1st Annual Ruthless Reviews Satanic Prayer Drive

THE LITTLEST GROOM

How low can FOX go?!

THE FREAK KINGDOM’S THANK YOU LETTER

Thanks and congratulations. Seriously, way to fucking go.