So Judith, you Cocksucker, you wanted to feel the power between your legs, huh?
WHY I LOVE BILL CLINTON’S PENIS
Watching the former President hit the talk show circuit in support of his autobiography is truly sick, and we as a nation are to blame.
TEXAS AMERICA’S ASSHOLE
Texas is far worse than California , even though they both eat fucking ass.
MY FIVE MOST SHATTERING ORGASMS
Some would argue that Ronald Reagan’s death on June 5, 2004 was the day the air seemed that much fresher…
FUCK AMERICAN MOMS
If there is anything worthwhile, or pleasant, or fun, or even challenging, you can rest assured that a mom has opposed it.
UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU TO KILL
Tucked away in one of the more unreadable sections of the poisonous No Child Left Behind Act is a striking provision…
The 2 Best Films of 2005
For me, 2005 was a year best forgotten. At least I assume so, since I can barely remember any of it. I think I got out to the theater twice, and each time sitting in the dark without any intoxicants to extinguish my thoughts was such a trial, that I kept looking up and expecting […]
FUCK THE AMERICAN MEDIA
Most would claim that a post-9/11 sense of honor and decency kept them from highlighting Bush’s stupidity or the jingoistic march to a war…