How England’s most prolific goalscorer for a generation ended the 2008/09 season looking like he was ready for the scrap yard.

My profession is to witness and resist the inexorable pull of death. With an armamentarium of medications, I reverse death when it is possible, provide comfort when it is not, and occasionally facilitate its imposition of will on mortal flesh.

The Health Care System Has Diabeetus

“I rely on God…I rely on God…I rely on God.”

If you’re the sort of person who would drive for an hour, wait in line for three more, and stuff yourself in the middle of a shower-free holocaust…

Maybe people wouldn’t hate Jews so much if they didn’t instantly associate them with penile mutilation.

Nadya Suleman must die. Not tomorrow, not six months from now, and certainly not in a time frame that would allow her to give birth again.

I work as a physician in the United States. At the time of this story, I was a medical student volunteering in Malawi.