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CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2008

Forget the grade school pageant acting, or the insidious Chick-fil-A propaganda…

By Matt Cale: January 2, 2009
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THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

By Chester: December 12, 2008
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SONGS THAT RUINED THE WORLD: PART I

Masculinity itself owes its ignoble end to this castrating minstrel show…

By Matt Cale: October 18, 2008
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THE REPUBLICAN BASE: STUPID PEOPLE

“Not all conservatives are stupid people, but most stupid people are conservatives.”

By Erich Schulte: October 10, 2008
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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF WALL STREET HOLOCAUST

“Oh my God! Things are just as bad on Sesame Street! You said your fundamentals were strong, Mr. Hooper!”

By Erich Schulte: September 21, 2008
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SARAH PALIN WATCH: ADDICTED TO CHILDREN

Only someone stupid enough to name a child ‘Track’ would name another child ‘Trig’

By Christian: September 3, 2008
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MCCAIN/PALIN: A HEARTBEAT FROM VELVET

Let me reiterate: we are one heartbeat away from having a retard in the White House

By Matt Cale: August 29, 2008
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HEATH LEDGER’S FINAL INTERVIEW

We at Ruthless are nothing, if not spiritual. Having tapped into the spiritual realm of spirituality we were delighted ...
By Erich Schulte: August 12, 2008
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YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MANNY RAMIREZ

He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

By Dick: August 11, 2008
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FUCK BILL CLINTON

In the time it took for Bill Clinton to issue a self-serving, unenthusiastic, half-hearted, typically narcissistic response to…

By Matt Cale: August 8, 2008