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PARTNERSHIP FOR A BABY FREE AMERICA

Nadya Suleman must die. Not tomorrow, not six months from now, and certainly not in a time frame that would allow her to give birth again.

By Matt Cale: February 2, 2009
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Malawi Story

I work as a physician in the United States. At the time of this story, I was a medical student volunteering in Malawi.

By Alex K.: January 23, 2009
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THE ABCS OF PROSTITUTION

Love: If it existed, you wouldn’t be here.

By Matt Cale: January 23, 2009
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OSCAR NOMINATIONS 2009

We once again stand toe to toe with the only thing Tinseltown ever really cares about: the Jews.

By Matt Cale: January 22, 2009
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CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2008

A brutally depressing documentary that not even my hard heart could refuse.

By Matt Cale: January 4, 2009
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CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2008

Forget the grade school pageant acting, or the insidious Chick-fil-A propaganda…

By Matt Cale: January 2, 2009
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THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

By Chester: December 12, 2008
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SONGS THAT RUINED THE WORLD: PART I

Masculinity itself owes its ignoble end to this castrating minstrel show…

By Matt Cale: October 18, 2008
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THE REPUBLICAN BASE: STUPID PEOPLE

“Not all conservatives are stupid people, but most stupid people are conservatives.”

By Erich Schulte: October 10, 2008
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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF WALL STREET HOLOCAUST

“Oh my God! Things are just as bad on Sesame Street! You said your fundamentals were strong, Mr. Hooper!”

By Erich Schulte: September 21, 2008