Forget the grade school pageant acting, or the insidious Chick-fil-A propaganda…

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

Masculinity itself owes its ignoble end to this castrating minstrel show…

“Not all conservatives are stupid people, but most stupid people are conservatives.”

“Oh my God! Things are just as bad on Sesame Street! You said your fundamentals were strong, Mr. Hooper!”

Only someone stupid enough to name a child ‘Track’ would name another child ‘Trig’

Let me reiterate: we are one heartbeat away from having a retard in the White House

He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

In the time it took for Bill Clinton to issue a self-serving, unenthusiastic, half-hearted, typically narcissistic response to…