Poker’s always been somewhat boring. Youíre sitting around with a bunch ofpeople who have nothing better to do than play poker. Itís not exactly the Vienna Circle.
Every year thousands of poker fools come to Vegas for The World Series of Poker. Its mildly annoying.
Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.
From play money games to the nosebleeds, online poker is filled with assholes who will use chat to demean other players and celebrate their own superiority, real or imagined. (Itís almost always imagined). You canít win an argument with such people, because itís not like they are actually interested in debating to reach logical conclusions. […]
Let me indulge my gambling addiction in peace.
The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.
The I-Pod, the concealing brim of a baseball cap, the obsidian shades: Blue Chip Phil is impossible to read. Just ask him. He is…