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NFL : Minnesota Vikings  vs. Dallas Cowboys
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Cowboys Stadium/Arlington, TX, USA
11/3/2013
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Credit: Greg Nelson for Sports Illustrated

It seems daily fantasy football remains beatable for only this reason. Any asshole can search for daily fantasy football strategy, like you probably just did. But most wont, or they’ll find the information but then ignore it. They want to pretend that they know that Tom Brady will be especially fired up because of deflategate, […]

Advanced Draftkings Baseball Strategy

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The Fantasy Weather League

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Reaction To The Death of Dean Smith

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We’ve collected reaction to the death of Dean Smith from luminaries across the world of coaching and basketball.

Pete Carroll Is Dumb: Interview With The Internet

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Internet: Man, Pete Carroll is dumb. Iím so smarter at football then him.

Breaking News: Tom Benson Dead as of July of 2012

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Tom Benson Dead: Heirs have been faking his life for almost three years.

Week 16 NFL Picks: Saturday Night Thursday Night Football Is a Dumb Name Edition

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WEEK 15 RECORD DAN K: 2-1 ESPO:† 2-1 DICK:† 2-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 16-22-2 ESPO:† 20-18-2 DICK:† 20-18-2 ESPO ATLANTA FALCONS +6.5 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS The NFC South is a smoking crater. Seriously, what a joke. Who can make anything of any of these teams? All the way back in Week 1, when […]

Week 15 NFL Picks – Cammy Cam Car Crash Edition

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WEEK 14 RECORD DAN K: 1-1-1 ESPO:† 2-1 DICK:† 1-1-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 14-21-2 ESPO:† 18-17-2 DICK:† 18-17-2 ESPO MIAMI DOLPHINS +7.5 AT NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS On September 7th, I invited my Dolphins fan buddy over for our first matchup in the first week of the brand new NFL season. Fresh, and full of […]

Week 14 NFL Picks – Dead Man Coaching Edition

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WEEK 12 RECORD DAN K: 0-3 ESPO:† 2-1 DICK:† 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 13-20-1 ESPO:† 16-16-2 DICK:† 17-16-1 DAN K HOUSTON TEXANS -5 AT JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS   JJ Fuckin’ Watt. Like, I know Aaron Rodgers is having a monster season, but you could make a serious case for Watt as the league MVP. The […]

Week 12 NFL Picks – Division Champ With 5 Wins Edition

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WEEK 11 RECORD DAN K: 1-2 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 3-0 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 13-17-1 ESPO:† 14-15-2 DICK:† 16-14-1 ESPO CLEVELAND BROWNS +3 AT ATLANTA FALCONS Interesting little inter-conference matchup here. The Browns are trying to keep pace in their ridiculously competitive division, where they and the Ravens are 6-4, the Steelers are 7-4, and […]