Week 15 NFL Picks – Cammy Cam Car Crash Edition

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WEEK 14 RECORD DAN K: 1-1-1 ESPO:  2-1 DICK:  1-1-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 14-21-2 ESPO:  18-17-2 DICK:  18-17-2 ESPO MIAMI DOLPHINS +7.5 AT NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS On September 7th, I invited my Dolphins fan buddy over for our first matchup in the first week of the brand new NFL season. Fresh, and full of […]

Week 14 NFL Picks – Dead Man Coaching Edition

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WEEK 12 RECORD DAN K: 0-3 ESPO:  2-1 DICK:  1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 13-20-1 ESPO:  16-16-2 DICK:  17-16-1 DAN K HOUSTON TEXANS -5 AT JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS   JJ Fuckin’ Watt. Like, I know Aaron Rodgers is having a monster season, but you could make a serious case for Watt as the league MVP. The […]

Week 12 NFL Picks – Division Champ With 5 Wins Edition

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WEEK 11 RECORD DAN K: 1-2 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 3-0 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 13-17-1 ESPO:  14-15-2 DICK:  16-14-1 ESPO CLEVELAND BROWNS +3 AT ATLANTA FALCONS Interesting little inter-conference matchup here. The Browns are trying to keep pace in their ridiculously competitive division, where they and the Ravens are 6-4, the Steelers are 7-4, and […]

Week 11 Football Picks – Abolish Elections, Hail Gamblor Edition

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WEEK 10 RECORD DAN K: 2-1 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 12-15-1 ESPO:  12-14-2 DICK:  13-14-1 DAN K CINCINNATI BENGALS +7 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS That Saints game last was week what we in the gambling business call “utter fuckshit.” Nothing like a crazy backdoor cover on a Hail Mary ruined by […]

Week 10 NFL Picks – Back to Work Edition

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WEEK 8 RECORD:DAN K: 0-3 ESPO:  2-1 DICK:    2-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 10-14-1 ESPO:  10-13-2 DICK:    12-12-1 ESPOSAN FRANCISCO 49ers +5 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS   One of my favorite parts of my Mexican vacation was getting unceremoniously eliminated from my survivor league by my least favorite team, the San Francisco 49ers. See, I […]

Week 8 NFL Picks – Minimal Ebola Jokes Edition

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WEEK 7 RECORD:DAN K: 1-2 ESPO: 3-0 DICK: 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 10-12-1 ESPO: 8-12-2 DICK: 10-12-1 ESPO   ST LOUIS RAMS +7 AT KANSAS CITY CHIEFS Last week, the Rams SHOCKED THE WORLD! by upsetting the favored Seattle Seahawks at home, continuing the stunning run of competence in the Missouri sports world, second […]

Week 7 Football Picks – These Bettors Are Making Me Queasy Edition

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WEEK 6 RECORD: DAN K: 2-0-1 ESPO: 1-1-1 DICK: 2-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 9-9-1 ESPO: 5-12-2 DICK: 9-9-1 ESPO MIAMI DOLPHINS +3 AT CHICAGO BEARS I feel like I’ve been writing about the Dolphins a little too much for my taste this year, but something about them keeps bringing me back to the well. […]

Week 6 NFL Picks – May Have Done a Little Gambling Edition

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People say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing but expecting different results. They can go fuck themselves. If I keep opening the refrigerator door, EVENTUALLY I am going to find some new food in there! It’s just science. I would submit that the definition of insanity is picking the Jacksonville Jaguars to cover the spread EVERY WEEK in my pick ‘em league, like I did.

Does NFL have its place in Britain?

The National Football League International Season has got off to a flying start, with Wembley Stadium being sold out time and again as British American football fans flock to London. This year, the International Season kicked off with the Oakland Raiders taking on the Miami Dolphins. The Dolphins walked away victorious on September 28th with […]

Week 5 NFL Picks – What the hell is “baseball” Edition

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Like many NFL fans, I was not shocked that Steve Smith Sr. aggressively torched his old team last week to the tune of 2 TDs, ripped the GM that let him go in the media, and punted a football into the gut of an 8 year Panthers fan after scoring one of the aforementioned TDs.