Tom Benson Dead: Heirs have been faking his life for almost three years.
WEEK 14 RECORD DAN K: 1-1-1 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 1-1-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 14-21-2 ESPO: 18-17-2 DICK: 18-17-2 ESPO MIAMI DOLPHINS +7.5 AT NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS On September 7th, I invited my Dolphins fan buddy over for our first matchup in the first week of the brand new NFL season. Fresh, and full of […]
WEEK 11 RECORD DAN K: 1-2 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 3-0 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 13-17-1 ESPO: 14-15-2 DICK: 16-14-1 ESPO CLEVELAND BROWNS +3 AT ATLANTA FALCONS Interesting little inter-conference matchup here. The Browns are trying to keep pace in their ridiculously competitive division, where they and the Ravens are 6-4, the Steelers are 7-4, and […]
WEEK 10 RECORD DAN K: 2-1 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 12-15-1 ESPO: 12-14-2 DICK: 13-14-1 DAN K CINCINNATI BENGALS +7 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS That Saints game last was week what we in the gambling business call “utter fuckshit.” Nothing like a crazy backdoor cover on a Hail Mary ruined by […]
WEEK 8 RECORD:DAN K: 0-3 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 2-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 10-14-1 ESPO: 10-13-2 DICK: 12-12-1 ESPOSAN FRANCISCO 49ers +5 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS One of my favorite parts of my Mexican vacation was getting unceremoniously eliminated from my survivor league by my least favorite team, the San Francisco 49ers. See, I […]
WEEK 7 RECORD:DAN K: 1-2 ESPO: 3-0 DICK: 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 10-12-1 ESPO: 8-12-2 DICK: 10-12-1 ESPO ST LOUIS RAMS +7 AT KANSAS CITY CHIEFS Last week, the Rams SHOCKED THE WORLD! by upsetting the favored Seattle Seahawks at home, continuing the stunning run of competence in the Missouri sports world, second […]
People say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing but expecting different results. They can go fuck themselves. If I keep opening the refrigerator door, EVENTUALLY I am going to find some new food in there! It’s just science. I would submit that the definition of insanity is picking the Jacksonville Jaguars to cover the spread EVERY WEEK in my pick ‘em league, like I did.