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Fixing The Soccer Flopping Problem Is Easy

by Plexico Gingrich June 30, 2014

Oh, so the American imperialist is here to tell us how to run our beautiful game. Hurray! That is, of course, sarcasm. I spit on you!

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L. Ron Mexico’s Three Health Tips to Avoid and Three Health Tips to Enjoy

by L. Ron Mexico April 3, 2014

Fact: The most satisfying act of revenge is to triumphantly fart at someone’s funeral.

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Hackwatch: Darren Sharper is a phony asshole

by L. Ron Mexico February 23, 2014

As a Saints fan, it pains me to say that it appears Darren Sharper is a serial rapist, and I don’t mean he’s got his dick in a box of Captain Crunch. I mean he drugged a bunch of babes and sexually assaulted them like some douchbag perp straight out of Law and Order. Now […]

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NFL Betting Picks – Super BAWSE Edition

by Dan K February 1, 2014

Well, this is it. A fun season of gambling comes to an end. Sure, you can wager on lesser sports like hockey, basketball, or the Southern Croatia Amateur Handball League, but there’s nothing like settling in on a football Sunday with a (metaphorical) ticket in your (metaphorical) hand.

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The NBA Cares A Lot!

by Plexico Gingrich January 24, 2014

The NBA has looted $3 Billion in public money since 1990. But here’s a picture of a player reading to one of the kids they robbed.

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NFL Championship Picks – Severe Omahalism Edition

by Dan K January 17, 2014

Here we go again, amirite? That Manning guy and his Omaha Steaks commercial deal is coming soon, ain’t it? That big grinning mug barking out OMAHA, OMAHA TO YOUR HOME, taking a snap from some guy in a butcher costume, and tossing a T-Bone on a deep slant

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NFL DIVISIONAL PICKS – ROAD DOGE EDITION

by Dan K January 10, 2014

So that was a fun Wild Card weekend, eh? Three of the Wild Card teams beat their division-winning opponents, with an asterisk for the Niners who were the better team by record.

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NFL PLAYOFF PICKS – WILD CARD, BITCHES! EDITION

by Dan K January 3, 2014

We kick off our slate of Wild Card games with maybe the unsexiest matchup of ‘em all, the Colts hosting the Chiefs. The Chiefs have predictably cooled off after their hot start, with their 11-5 win record being the worst of any team to start 9-0.

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Week 17 NFL Picks – This Is The End, My Only Friend, The End Edition

by Dan K December 28, 2013

If the Ravens lose this weekend we could see one of last year’s Super Bowl teams miss the playoffs. While I will be riding the Cardinals this week, I will also be on the Bengals.

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Week 16 Picks – War on Christmas Edition

by Dan K December 20, 2013

Everyone foretold the Chargers holding Denver to their lowest point total of the season, right? In Denver? What the hell? Last Thursday was the ONLY time the Broncos scored less than 27 points all year. Come on! You can’t make this shit up.