Advanced Draftkings Baseball Strategy

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The Fantasy Weather League

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Reaction To The Death of Dean Smith

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We’ve collected reaction to the death of Dean Smith from luminaries across the world of coaching and basketball.

Pete Carroll Is Dumb: Interview With The Internet

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Internet: Man, Pete Carroll is dumb. Iím so smarter at football then him.

Breaking News: Tom Benson Dead as of July of 2012

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Tom Benson Dead: Heirs have been faking his life for almost three years.

Week 16 NFL Picks: Saturday Night Thursday Night Football Is a Dumb Name Edition

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WEEK 15 RECORD DAN K: 2-1 ESPO:† 2-1 DICK:† 2-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 16-22-2 ESPO:† 20-18-2 DICK:† 20-18-2 ESPO ATLANTA FALCONS +6.5 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS The NFC South is a smoking crater. Seriously, what a joke. Who can make anything of any of these teams? All the way back in Week 1, when […]

Week 15 NFL Picks – Cammy Cam Car Crash Edition

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WEEK 14 RECORD DAN K: 1-1-1 ESPO:† 2-1 DICK:† 1-1-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 14-21-2 ESPO:† 18-17-2 DICK:† 18-17-2 ESPO MIAMI DOLPHINS +7.5 AT NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS On September 7th, I invited my Dolphins fan buddy over for our first matchup in the first week of the brand new NFL season. Fresh, and full of […]

Week 14 NFL Picks – Dead Man Coaching Edition

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WEEK 12 RECORD DAN K: 0-3 ESPO:† 2-1 DICK:† 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 13-20-1 ESPO:† 16-16-2 DICK:† 17-16-1 DAN K HOUSTON TEXANS -5 AT JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS   JJ Fuckin’ Watt. Like, I know Aaron Rodgers is having a monster season, but you could make a serious case for Watt as the league MVP. The […]

Week 12 NFL Picks – Division Champ With 5 Wins Edition

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WEEK 11 RECORD DAN K: 1-2 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 3-0 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 13-17-1 ESPO:† 14-15-2 DICK:† 16-14-1 ESPO CLEVELAND BROWNS +3 AT ATLANTA FALCONS Interesting little inter-conference matchup here. The Browns are trying to keep pace in their ridiculously competitive division, where they and the Ravens are 6-4, the Steelers are 7-4, and […]

Week 11 Football Picks – Abolish Elections, Hail Gamblor Edition

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WEEK 10 RECORD DAN K: 2-1 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 12-15-1 ESPO:† 12-14-2 DICK:† 13-14-1 DAN K CINCINNATI BENGALS +7 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS That Saints game last was week what we in the gambling business call “utter fuckshit.” Nothing like a crazy backdoor cover on a Hail Mary ruined by […]