The 2017-2018 NFL Preseason Notes: Gang Green and Radiation in Your Cheese Edition

Ruthless regrets to inform you that recently-installed NFL pick columnist J.J. Duquesne (b. Jay Jay Duquesne, Pangaea, Me Decade) is no more, having gone into absolute, unmitigated shock this week when informed that we are now flirting with a nuclear war. This is in spite of repeatedly being told that North Korea would not be […]

The 2017-2018 NFL Pre-Season Notes-Baseball Sucks Edition

  Ahoy-Hoy fellow Ruthless Review aficionados! I’m J.J., your provisional NFL pickery columnist for the upcoming 2017-18 season. This is given because the legendary Dick is now occupied over at some thingie called A Real Job. He did work for a place called Entertainment and Sports Programming Networks – whatever the hell that is? Plexico […]

Week 5 NFL Picks – Every QB is Injured Edition

The Tom Brady Fuck You tour flies their Pimp Jet into Dallas this Sunday, for a showdown with Jerry Jones at his gaudy, glittery fuck palace.

Week 1 Football Picks – De FlaterMass Edition

As we’re all aware, Chip Kelly got drunk as a fuckin skunk this offseason and went Madden 16 all over the fucking place on this team. He traded Shady McCoy for Kiko Alonso, because he is a racist.

DFS Football fundamentals

It seems daily fantasy football remains beatable for only this reason. Any asshole can search for daily fantasy football strategy, like you probably just did. But most wont, or they’ll find the information but then ignore it. They want to pretend that they know that Tom Brady will be especially fired up because of deflategate, […]

Advanced Draftkings Baseball Strategy

All forms of gambling in which you compete against other players are…

The Fantasy Weather League

Death, destruction, entertainment.

Reaction To The Death of Dean Smith

We’ve collected reaction to the death of Dean Smith from luminaries across the world of coaching and basketball.

Pete Carroll Is Dumb: Interview With The Internet

Internet: Man, Pete Carroll is dumb. Iím so smarter at football then him.

Breaking News: Tom Benson Dead as of July of 2012

Tom Benson Dead: Heirs have been faking his life for almost three years.