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Week 16 picks.

Can Sax manage to dip 10 games below .500? Probably.

NFL Picks.

Dick clawed his way back to .500 last week, so now only one of us is losing. Oh wait, if we were betting actual money, we’d all be losing because of the vig! Good times, everybody.

Agassi has become a giant in the sporting world for being the one thing athletes are never expected to be: honest.

I hate football.

Pats-Colts! Steelers-Bengals! 2 of our three handicappers falling farther and farther below .500! It’s the Ruthless NFL Pick-Off!

Some actual good games on the slate this week, for a change.

I hate football.