Week 11 Football Picks – Abolish Elections, Hail Gamblor Edition

by Dan K November 15, 2014

WEEK 10 RECORD DAN K: 2-1 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 12-15-1 ESPO: 12-14-2 DICK: 13-14-1 DAN K CINCINNATI BENGALS +7 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS That Saints game last was week what we in the gambling business call “utter fuckshit.” Nothing like a crazy backdoor cover on a Hail Mary ruined by […]


Week 10 NFL Picks – Back to Work Edition

by Dan K November 8, 2014

WEEK 8 RECORD:DAN K: 0-3 ESPO: 2-1 DICK: 2-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 10-14-1 ESPO: 10-13-2 DICK: 12-12-1 ESPOSAN FRANCISCO 49ers +5 AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS   One of my favorite parts of my Mexican vacation was getting unceremoniously eliminated from my survivor league by my least favorite team, the San Francisco 49ers. See, I […]

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Week 8 NFL Picks – Minimal Ebola Jokes Edition

by Dan K October 25, 2014

WEEK 7 RECORD:DAN K: 1-2 ESPO: 3-0 DICK: 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 10-12-1 ESPO: 8-12-2 DICK: 10-12-1 ESPO   ST LOUIS RAMS +7 AT KANSAS CITY CHIEFS Last week, the Rams SHOCKED THE WORLD! by upsetting the favored Seattle Seahawks at home, continuing the stunning run of competence in the Missouri sports world, second […]


Week 7 Football Picks – These Bettors Are Making Me Queasy Edition

by Dan K October 17, 2014

WEEK 6 RECORD: DAN K: 2-0-1 ESPO: 1-1-1 DICK: 2-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 9-9-1 ESPO: 5-12-2 DICK: 9-9-1 ESPO MIAMI DOLPHINS +3 AT CHICAGO BEARS I feel like I’ve been writing about the Dolphins a little too much for my taste this year, but something about them keeps bringing me back to the well. […]


Week 6 NFL Picks – May Have Done a Little Gambling Edition

by Dan K October 11, 2014

People say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing but expecting different results. They can go fuck themselves. If I keep opening the refrigerator door, EVENTUALLY I am going to find some new food in there! It’s just science. I would submit that the definition of insanity is picking the Jacksonville Jaguars to cover the spread EVERY WEEK in my pick ‘em league, like I did.

Does NFL have its place in Britain?

by Faststeady October 4, 2014

The National Football League International Season has got off to a flying start, with Wembley Stadium being sold out time and again as British American football fans flock to London. This year, the International Season kicked off with the Oakland Raiders taking on the Miami Dolphins. The Dolphins walked away victorious on September 28th with […]


Week 5 NFL Picks – What the hell is “baseball” Edition

by Dan K October 3, 2014

Like many NFL fans, I was not shocked that Steve Smith Sr. aggressively torched his old team last week to the tune of 2 TDs, ripped the GM that let him go in the media, and punted a football into the gut of an 8 year Panthers fan after scoring one of the aforementioned TDs.

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Trying Fanduel: Football

by Plexico Gingrich September 28, 2014

It’s not gambling! You just place some money in a contest hoping to win more money.


Week 4 NFL Picks – All The Lines Suck This Week Edition

by Dan K September 27, 2014

OK, this is the first pick in four weeks Im going to attempt to back up with actual data rather than with blustering jagoffery and as such it will probably lose as the latter seems to have been really working out for me thus far, but here goes.


Plexico vs Fanduel: The Baseballening.

by Plexico Gingrich September 23, 2014

Were going to do some supplemental material about daily fantasy because… well, mainly because Im addicted to gambling.