AUTOPSY REPORT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 NFC PREVIEW

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 AFC PREVIEW

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

STUDDING & TURD DUCKIN’: 2007 FANTASY BEASTS & BUSTS–RBS

As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.

$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.

FOOTBALL VS FOOTBALL I GAYNESS

The question of which sport is better, football or football, is one that never seems to be resolved. As globalization and technology continue to boost intercontinental communication, the urgency of settling this precarious matter once and for all becomes evermore apparent. Realizing that a showdown is inevitable, Ruthless Reviews has decided to stage the ultimate […]

FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX

Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.

FUCK THE NFL DRAFT

Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.