STUDDING & TURD DUCKIN’: 2007 FANTASY BEASTS & BUSTS–RBS

As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.

The Ruthless Football Awards 2007

2007 Football Awards

BARRY BONDS IS MY PERSONAL HERO

I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.

$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.

IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2

The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.

MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED

However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…

FOOTBALL VS FOOTBALL I GAYNESS

The question of which sport is better, football or football, is one that never seems to be resolved. As globalization and technology continue to boost intercontinental communication, the urgency of settling this precarious matter once and for all becomes evermore apparent. Realizing that a showdown is inevitable, Ruthless Reviews has decided to stage the ultimate […]

HEY TOOTHLESSBERGER, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK

Ben Roethlisberger, You’re the man in Pittsburgh. Women wielding cheese fries and Iron City Beer want fuck you in their front yards.

FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX

Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.

FUCK THE NFL DRAFT

Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.