HOMELESS WORLD CUP

By the time of the Denmark vs. Nigeria game rolled around I was sadly still sober, but the stands were packed.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 NFC PREVIEW

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 AFC PREVIEW

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

STUDDING & TURD DUCKIN’: 2007 FANTASY BEASTS & BUSTS–RBS

As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.

The Ruthless Football Awards 2007

2007 Football Awards

BARRY BONDS IS MY PERSONAL HERO

I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.

$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.

IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2

The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.

MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED

However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…

FOOTBALL VS FOOTBALL I GAYNESS

The question of which sport is better, football or football, is one that never seems to be resolved. As globalization and technology continue to boost intercontinental communication, the urgency of settling this precarious matter once and for all becomes evermore apparent. Realizing that a showdown is inevitable, Ruthless Reviews has decided to stage the ultimate […]