Ruthless kicks off the NFL season with the start of our annual against-the-spread pick competition, and by annual, we mean we did it once 4 years ago and are trying it again this year.

Poker is not making babies or shopping, so women are terrible at it.

You know that unattainable beauty you see at your office every day? She’s an afternoon snack for a pro quarterback, so you can understand why McNair had to beat them off with his prodigious and oft-used member before ending up involved with a delusional club trollop who was looking for a sugar daddy.

If they’d had MMA in 1776, the world would be a very different place.

Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.

Bones hands out some awards to mark the conclusion of the 2008/09 season.

Let me indulge my gambling addiction in peace.

So we will play a game of war, each of us having stacked our deck of cunt cards in advance with the most despicable athletes …

I would like to make a case for the random fellow who takes every Sunday off to go to the game for a bit of innocent punching and stabbing.

Your tax dollars at work