Dick clawed his way back to .500 last week, so now only one of us is losing. Oh wait, if we were betting actual money, we’d all be losing because of the vig! Good times, everybody.

Agassi has become a giant in the sporting world for being the one thing athletes are never expected to be: honest.

I hate football.

Pats-Colts! Steelers-Bengals! 2 of our three handicappers falling farther and farther below .500! It’s the Ruthless NFL Pick-Off!

Some actual good games on the slate this week, for a change.

I hate football.

Week 7 of the NFL Season promises to derp a derp derp de derp

Tony is kicking the shit out of us.

Sax’s Patsies and Tony’s Donkos go head-to-head in a week of otherwise completely unremarkable games.

Fucking Yankees