If they’d had MMA in 1776, the world would be a very different place.

Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.

Bones hands out some awards to mark the conclusion of the 2008/09 season.

Let me indulge my gambling addiction in peace.

So we will play a game of war, each of us having stacked our deck of cunt cards in advance with the most despicable athletes …

I would like to make a case for the random fellow who takes every Sunday off to go to the game for a bit of innocent punching and stabbing.

Your tax dollars at work

How England’s most prolific goalscorer for a generation ended the 2008/09 season looking like he was ready for the scrap yard.

He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.