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$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.

By Dick: April 3, 2007
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2

The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.

By Erich Schulte: February 16, 2007
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MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED

However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…

By Dick: January 11, 2007
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FOOTBALL VS FOOTBALL I GAYNESS

The question of which sport is better, football or football, is one that never seems to be resolved. As globalization and technology ...
By Niels: December 22, 2006
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HEY TOOTHLESSBERGER, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK

Ben Roethlisberger, You’re the man in Pittsburgh. Women wielding cheese fries and Iron City Beer want fuck you in their front yards.

By Dick: October 31, 2006
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FUCK TONY DUNGY, PART DEUX

Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.

By Dick: October 11, 2006
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FUCK THE NFL DRAFT

Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.

By Dick: August 15, 2006
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SPORTS CENTER

Duh, duh, duh.

By Erich Schulte: March 9, 2006
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FUCK THE HOME RUN DERBY BALL BOYS

Something amazing happened. A sustained performance, the likes of which we see perhaps once per year in the sporting world.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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YAY FOR THE RON ARTEST RIOT

You’ve earned a cookie. Perhaps you can eat it out of my ass after class.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006