When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.

By the time of the Denmark vs. Nigeria game rolled around I was sadly still sober, but the stands were packed.

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.

2007 Football Awards

I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.

The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.

However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…