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I CUNT – ALEX RODRIGUEZ

When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.

By Dick: October 30, 2007
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HOMELESS WORLD CUP

By the time of the Denmark vs. Nigeria game rolled around I was sadly still sober, but the stands were packed.

By Niels: September 24, 2007
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THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 NFC PREVIEW

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

By Dick: September 8, 2007
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THE OFFICIAL RUTHLESS 2007 AFC PREVIEW

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

By Dick: September 6, 2007
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STUDDING & TURD DUCKIN’: 2007 FANTASY BEASTS & BUSTS–RBS

As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.

By Wax: August 17, 2007
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The Ruthless Football Awards 2007

2007 Football Awards

By Bones: June 18, 2007
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BARRY BONDS IS MY PERSONAL HERO

I don’t root for Barry Bonds because I like him; I root for him because I admire him.

By Dick: June 9, 2007
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$600 MILLION FOR WHAT?

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.

By Dick: April 3, 2007
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IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 2

The strongest homosexual impulses of my life have come with surging desires to rape him just to put him in his place.

By Erich Schulte: February 16, 2007
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MARK MCGWIRE GOT FUCKED

However, the very scribes and arbiters of greatness who praised McGwire not 10 years ago for helping to save…

By Dick: January 11, 2007