So we will play a game of war, each of us having stacked our deck of cunt cards in advance with the most despicable athletes …

I would like to make a case for the random fellow who takes every Sunday off to go to the game for a bit of innocent punching and stabbing.

Your tax dollars at work

How England’s most prolific goalscorer for a generation ended the 2008/09 season looking like he was ready for the scrap yard.

He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…

When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.

When Alex Rodriguez signed his $252-million contract with Texas morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball.

By the time of the Denmark vs. Nigeria game rolled around I was sadly still sober, but the stands were packed.

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.