THE ABCs OF SALES

  To see the Top Ten Movies about Salesmen, click here. Always Be Closing-Always Be Closing, ALWAYS BE CLOSING! These are those famous words from Alec Baldwin in Mamet’s masterpiece Glengarry Glen Ross. If you have ever been in Sales, you have probably heard a speech like this one, but never has one been more […]

THE ABCs OF MARRIAGE

For Other Great ABC Rants click here! Attorneys– Eventually you will need one. Why are you starting off this thing in such a negative fashion? Why immediately poison the well? Well, in America the divorce rates are shrinking, but so are the marriage rates, so deal with the fact that there are twice as many […]

THE ABCs OF AIRPORT, 1970-79

4,089 words ain’t nobody asked for.

THE ABCs OF DEATH WISH 3

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Kersey.

THE ABCs OF MIDGETS

Inside the Lollipop Guild.

THE ABCs OF DRUNKENNESS

Moderation: The Drunk’s Three-Minute Mile.

THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…