British Junk Food: A User’s Guide

Amazing fact: The current commercial is about a busty MILF who lets her teenage son and his friends suckle on her teats. It got complaints.

WSOP: The Masses Descend On Vegas

Every year thousands of poker fools come to Vegas for The World Series of Poker. Its mildly annoying.

Pictures From The Protests in Turkey

A first hand report on the anti-american commumuslim threat from the swarthy hordes.

AIR DISASTER THE MUSICAL

“I rely on God…I rely on God…I rely on God.”

THE COCK ALSO RISES II: COMING ON CONEY

Coney Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture.

SLEEPING WITH THE ALIEN: THE ROSWELL UFO FESTIVAL

Three-titted alien hookers not included.

LAS VEGAS – THE VENETIAN

You can take a moment to appreciate the fact that your room has two plasma screens as you rub two and a half hours of sleep from your eyes, put your other shoe back on and dash back to the tables.

MY OWN PERSONAL JESUS – THE EUREKA SPRINGS EXPERIENCE

By turns a direct link to a finely tuned spirituality and a transfer of theme park values to the most sacred of relations, it is…

BEING A DOCTOR IN RURAL AFRICA

Rural Kenya in winter is colder than one would expect, even when you are from Wisconsin.

THE WORLD CUP IN SAO PAULO, BRAZIL

Forgive a moment of heavy handedness, but aspects of the Brazilian patriotic fervor got me thinking about American flag waiving…