Above all, Transformers is the ultimate cock movie. It worships the phallus in all of its forms, even the steel-plated variety…

Long gone are the days when you could show at a Type O concert and find an honest crowd of respectable heshers and skinheads.

Hot.

I’m a private language instructor; so happily, I have very little contact with urchins. They like me, I avoid them…

Dairy and Death

After a Puritanical turn in Part 3, the ante is upped once again and the kids resume their fucking.

The only really negative thing I have to say about Covenant is that it is a tad too predictable.

Myself and Terrance had to get physical for a moment just so we both understood each other this time around.

here’s a rough estimate of what we consumed on those 34 days on the road: 100 cases of beer, 50 litres of vodka, 15 litres of whisky, 20 litres of tequila, 30 litres of assorted treats