Dude, with great, like power, brah, comes, you know, stuff.

The greatest generation deserved that flaming bag of dogshit.

Revenge of the Eisenhower Era filtered through remedial film school.

Misery, desperation, and crime are welcome here.

Here is your processed movie product.

Don’t strangle me to death with your thighs, or torture me by sitting on my face. Anything but that.

So bad that you root for the Nazis.

You goddamn right that’s amore.

As Hollywood grinds down its stars, this movie chips away at your sanity.

Meryl Wants a Fucking Oscar