Sitting Ducks: The Law & Order Franchise and You

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McCoy is a disgrace to the TV-lawyer profession, let alone the real one.

Choose Their Kill

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Make goofball slashers do your bidding.

Inside Out

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Inside Out is a masterpiece of children’s cinema, because it combines together three important processes for children. Inside Out is the healthiest children’s film yet made. And for that it has my warmest endorsement.

E3 2015: A GODDAMN SLOBBERKNOCKER

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E3 2015: A GODAMN SLOBBERKNOCKER “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, STOP THE DAMN TRADE SHOW!” Hear ye, hear ye! Now comes the time for Electronic Entertainment Expo XXI, the 21st yearly celebration of marketing hyperbole, awkward stage presentations, and crazy ambitious promises (that companies will never be able to keep). Dates: June 16-18, 2015 Main Event: Facebook/Oculus […]

70s Horror Classics- Carrie

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The first film to treat the process of puberty as a theme of horror,

Kung Fury Review

Film Title

Kung Fury

Synopsis

Renegade cop visits a new old enemy.

Director

David Sandberg

Cast

David Sandberg
Jorma Taccone
Andreas Cahling
Eleni Young
Helene Ahlson

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Kung Fury Review   Tagline: An homage and love letter to the 80s, brought to you by KickStarter. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Kung Fu renegade cop time-travels to kill Hitler. Homoeroticism: Our protagonist’s introduction: True, he does immediately leave his sexy ladyfriend to go drive his ridiculous sports car […]

Best Episode Ever: The A-Team – Labor Pains.

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The A-Team are union agitators who shoot capitalist stooges with heads of cabbage.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana

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Goat at House on the Rock As many of you know, I just completed a nice road trip, a 2,000 mile journey through Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska. According to the world of Matt Cale there is no bad Americana, but I beg to differ. I present, the Good, the Bad, and […]

San Andreas

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Disaster films are a power fantasy that you can somehow skip through the greatest collective traumas of human history with little more than a scrape, some grit, and some mild flinching.

Mad Max, Mad Masculinity: What Fury Road has to say about manhood

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Mad Max doesn’t need….