The Attic Expeditions


A poor man’s David Lynch film.

The Top Ten Most Outrageous YouTube Eating Channels


YouTube. The Morphine Drip of the Internet. The Alpha and the Omega, the amazon dot com of anything and everything, you will find it there. I know that this list leaves off things like Epic Meal Time and other worthy dumpsters for the eyeballs, but too bad, it is what it is. It is just […]

A Wolf At The Door

a wolf at the door movie review.

Flashes of brilliance, some poor choices.

Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films


It would be all too easy to attack the immense (and at times immensely shitty) catalog of Cannon Films and the insane Menachem Golan and Yoram Globus overlords who brought it all to fruition. They built a studio out of almost nothing, and began forcing into existence a fuckton of movies with nothing more than […]

Blackhat Review

Film Title



The Internet, etc.


Michael Mann


Chris Hemsworth
Wang Leehom
Tang Wei
Viola Davis


What if the Internet was real?

It Follows


Inverts the suburban horror film.

9 Phenomenal Classical Performances On Youtube (piano edition)


This piano was psychologically traumatized for the rest of its life.

Battlefield Hardline Review


A criminally underrated studio.

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Film Title

The Second Most Exotic Marigold Hotel


A second chance to die.


John Madden


Judi Dench
Maggie Smith
David Strathairn
Bill NIghy
Penelope Wilton
Dev Patel
Richard Gere
Tamsin Greig
Tina Desai
Lillete Dubey

marigold hotel featured

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel was aptly named, riding on the coattails of a moderately successful and enjoyable movie, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, which was a surprise box office hit. Although it was not essential to see the first Marigold Hotel movie to understand and enjoy tolerate the second movie, it is recommended […]

The Deaths of DEATH WISH 3


Every death from the greatest movie ever.