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The Great Gatsby (1974): Movie Review

by Devon Pack May 16, 2013

The 1974 Gatsby vs. the 2013: Would you rather wince or yawn? Those are your options. One film is engaging but with painful exposition; the other is well acted but as dull as your grandmother’s house.

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The Great Gatsby: Movie Review

by Devon Pack May 11, 2013

We hazed our newest film cricket by making him see the new Gatsby. He describes it as a useful tool for seducing fourteen year old girls, Welcome aboard!

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The 10 Most Ridiculous 90s Hip Hop Album Covers In L. Ron Mexico’s CD Collection

by L. Ron Mexico May 5, 2013

That’s right, these are the College Boyz and they came to say / they rap hot rhymes like every day. The best thing about this album cover is not the flat tops, the denim shirts, or the guy wearing a high school track and field medal, it’s…

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Put Motley Crue In The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame

by Chester April 29, 2013

If Shout was the last thing they did before say, dying in a spectacular four seater Ferrari crash following their appearance at the U.S. Festival in 1983, the members of Motley Crue would be undisputed legends. But…

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Oblivion Review: Exhilarating tale of adventure?

by Plexico Gingrich April 23, 2013

A dream about a space odyssey inside an inception inside a matrix with robocops and Max Headroom that all turns out to be a dream about star wars and maybe the war on terror.

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by Jonny Lieberman April 15, 2013

The great states of California and Minnesota.

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Room 237

by Plexico Gingrich April 14, 2013

Come for some of the coolest images you’ve ever seen. Stay of the tedious, pedantic review.

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Evil Dead

by Plexico Gingrich April 6, 2013

I think I went through the standard cycle. I saw the Evil Dead movies and thought they were good. Then I joined every other doofus in pretending that they were

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End of Watch

by Chester April 1, 2013

At Ruthless Reviews we don’t much like cops. Well, I don’t anyway. A lot of the rest of these guys I think are narcs.

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The Man With The Golden Gun: Bond Brief

by Euclis Hyde March 18, 2013

The villain is lonely and would like to talk to Bond, would like to discuss the intricacies of their lonely profession. He mocks Bond’s pension. Bond drowns a midget and gibbets his body.