Kingsman: The Secret Service Review

Film Title

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Synopsis

Bond on Bond.

Director

Matthew Vaughn

Cast

Colin Firth
Samuel L. Jackson
Taron Egerton
Sofia Boutella
Sophie Cookson
Mark Strong
Michael Caine

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The Western World, 2015: A Summary.

Game Of The Year 2014

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Game of the Year 2014 (And other unfashionably late awards) INTRODUCTION: THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE IN LIKE DECEMBER. I WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING BEEP BOOP PEW PEWS EATING DORY TOES AND REPLACING MY BLOOD WITH MOUNTAIN DEW HILL WATER VIA DIALYSIS. I ALSO WAS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN OPPRESSING BOTH MY OWN BROODMARE AND […]

Virunga Review

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Whacky corporate murderers at it again.

Finding Bigfoot Review

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My fondest viewing moment was…

Imitation Game Review

Film Title

The Imitation Game

Synopsis

A gay robot defeats the Nazis by inventing computers.

Director

Morten Tyldum

Cast

Benedict Cumberbatch
Keira Knightley
Matthew Goode
Rory Kinnear
Allen Leech
Matthew Beard

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Apart from its skewed and simplistic view of its message this is a good movie.

Dragon Age Inquisition Review

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The only Inquisition you should have…

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit – The Intimidation Game

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GamerGate’s Revenge.

50 Shades Is Abuse or A Fantasy

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Donít enjoy your fantasy, live in mine.

Hamlet 2000

Film Title

Hamlet (2000)

Synopsis

Hamlet sulks and preens about rich kid problems.

Director

Michael Almereyda

Cast

Ethan Hawke
Kyle MacLachlan
Bill Murray
Liev Schrieber
Diane Vanora
Julia Stiles
Steve Zahn
Karl Geary

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  A couple of years ago, I was flipping through Netflix and came across Hamlet (2000), which stars, of all people, Ethan Hawke as Hamlet. Hamlet was always my least favourite of the Bardís plays–and over the course of my life, Iíve been dragged to see many. Live, and on film. A bit bored, I […]

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Film Title

The Blues Brothers

Director

John Landis

Cast

John Belushi
Dan Aykroyd
James Brown
Cab Calloway
Aretha Franklin
Ray Charles
Steve Cropper
Don Dunn
Murphy Dunne
Carrie Fisher
Twiggy

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Tagline: They’ll never get caught. †They are on a mission from God. The Blues Brothers, starring Saturday Night Live legends Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, is not the best movie ever made, but it may be the most fun to watch film ever released. I am reviewing the 25th Anniversary DVD Version which includes one […]