Feig was in fact a virgin throughout his years of schooling, and while he was utterly clueless in matters of the flesh, he is only partially admirable in that…

Coulter is on TV a lot and, instead of making her wrestle pigs or balance beach balls on her nose, hosts ask her questions about politics.

Ducks are birds, cardinals are Catholic and anyone who swallows her crap is a
stupid shit-eater.

Kyle waxes nostalgic about a time when we had “barn raisings, quilting bees, and barn dances.” Who knew conservatives so revered the Amish?

“I am suspicious of all the things that the average citizen believes.”

When Silk turns 71 he discovers Viagra, and an illiterate college janitor named Faunia Farley who is half his age, igniting a passionate affair…

The flag has been marketed and exploited to the extent that
it’s the pet rock of 2002.

Written as if the author were attempting to channel the very worst components of Ernest Hemingway and Cormac McCarthy.

Education has been so co-opted by business and entertainment values that what learning takes place is entirely accidental.

Why in the hell are there guards patrolling the dumpsites, unless illegal activity is taking place?