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UNDERNEATH IT ALL – TRACI LORDS
Yes, she has gone legitimate in that loads no longer coat her face, but B-movies and cheesy alien shows are hardly Shakespeare in the park.
A TRAVEL GUIDE TO HEAVEN – ANTHONY DESTEFANO
I’m speaking of the very impulse that moves the fearful heart to embrace the absurd.
SUPERSTUD
Feig was in fact a virgin throughout his years of schooling, and while he was utterly clueless in matters of the flesh, he is only partially admirable in that…
TREASON – ANN COULTER
Coulter is on TV a lot and, instead of making her wrestle pigs or balance beach balls on her nose, hosts ask her questions about politics.
SLANDER – ANN COULTER
Ducks are birds, cardinals are Catholic and anyone who swallows her crap is a
stupid shit-eater.
SEEN & HEARD – KYLE WILLIMS
Kyle waxes nostalgic about a time when we had “barn raisings, quilting bees, and barn dances.” Who knew conservatives so revered the Amish?
A SECOND MENCKEN CHRESTOMATHY – H.L. MENCKEN
“I am suspicious of all the things that the average citizen believes.”
THE HUMAN STAIN – PHILIP ROTH
When Silk turns 71 he discovers Viagra, and an illiterate college janitor named Faunia Farley who is half his age, igniting a passionate affair…
FOR LOVE OF COUNTRY? – SEN, NUSSBAUM, WALZER…
The flag has been marketed and exploited to the extent that
it’s the pet rock of 2002.
GOAT A MEMOIR – BRAD LAND
Written as if the author were attempting to channel the very worst components of Ernest Hemingway and Cormac McCarthy.
