Education has been so co-opted by business and entertainment values that what learning takes place is entirely accidental.

Why in the hell are there guards patrolling the dumpsites, unless illegal activity is taking place?

How could you tell?

The master of the infinite entendre.

It is true that many state constitutions freely mixed religion and government in the pre-Constitution days, but…

Okay, I’ll admit it. Unlike the rabid, witless Ann Coulter, Tucker Carlson is not
a cunt.

When a writer of Philip Roth’s caliber takes a break from greatness, his work is still good enough to satisfy.

None of the above.

This is the sort of book that will shock those who remember with fondness the days when Bing Crosby was the very definition of hipness.

I suggest cherishing this novel like an expensive box of chocolate.