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BLOODSPORT

Point is, I know porn when I hear it, and that was straight up fucking porn. NAMBLA porn.

By : March 13, 2006
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BLACK RAIN

An American Cop in Japan. Their country. Their laws. Their game. His rules.

By : March 13, 2006
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THE BEASTMASTER

Man in leather underwear controls the animals.

By : March 13, 2006
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ASSASSINATION

Folks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.

By : March 13, 2006
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AMERICAN NINJA

Really, any political content just kind of confused mess to serve as backdrop for all the ninjanity.

By : March 13, 2006
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ACTION JACKSON

I had to air out the house after watching it.

By : March 13, 2006
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10 TO MIDNIGHT

There’s more at work here than a generous slab of man candy.

By : March 13, 2006
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SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO

The gayest movie ever made.

By : March 10, 2006
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OVER THE TOP

“Lots of truckers do it.”

By : March 10, 2006
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DEATH WISH 3

A never ending erection.

By : March 10, 2006