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HEARTBREAK RIDGE

The Marines: Fight. Kill. Chug Cock

By : March 10, 2006
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THE PERFECT WEAPON

No shooting. No killing. No scrotum.

By : March 10, 2006
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STONE COLD

Bosworth’s mullet is fucking absurd.

By : March 9, 2006
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HARD TO KILL

Ann Coulter would call Seagal a traitor. Then he would put her in an arm lock and snap her radius and ulna like Twix.

By : March 8, 2006
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THE HANOI HILTON

American POWs sit, wait, and wait some more.

By : March 8, 2006
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NAVY SEALS

Oooooooh! Navy SEALS!

By : March 8, 2006
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NEXT OF KIN

So just to be clear, this guy was killed when hounds chased him into a bus full of snakes.

By : March 8, 2006
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NO DEAD HEROES

Crazed KGB agent brainwashes Green Beret; hundreds perish.

By : March 8, 2006
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STEEL DAWN

Tagline: “He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword.” Entire Story in Fewer Words than are in this Sentence: Patrick Swayze ...
By : March 7, 2006
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TOP GUN

Sweaty young studs fly planes, shower together.

By : March 7, 2006