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STEEL DAWN

Tagline: “He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword.” Entire Story in Fewer Words than are in this Sentence: Patrick Swayze ...
By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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TOP GUN

Sweaty young studs fly planes, shower together.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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ALIENS

Bitches man, bitches.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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THE THING

Kurt Russell and his hat burn several aliens dead.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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EYE OF THE TIGER

The bigger the teeth, the mightier the cock.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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THE NICK & JESSICA VARIETY HOUR

Matt Cale loses his shit.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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UNIVERSAL SOLDIER

UNIVERSAL SOLDIER Released: 1992Jimmy--Mike from Hobart's Big Brother--tries his hand...Tagline:The Future Has a Bad Attitude. Entire Story In Fewer Words ...
By Jimmy von Hobart: May 25, 2005
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COMMANDO

Released: 1985 Jonny's Favorite Film... Tagline: Somewhere... somehow... someone's going to pay! Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Gay ...
By Jonny Lieberman: March 13, 2004