UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: REGENERATION

Reanimated. Rearmed. The Ultimate Rematch.

THE 10 MOST AWESOME 80s ACTION DEATHS

Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.

AIRWOLF AND CHEAP BEER: A JOURNAL (episodes 10-14)

Mother of God.

AIRWOLF AND CHEAP BEER: A JOURNAL (episodes 5-9)

Part 2 of Erich’s Descent Into Hell

HARD TARGET

Van Damme and a Jheri curl mullet directed by John Woo.

AIRWOLF AND CHEAP BEER: A JOURNAL (episodes 1-4)

Hello! It is time to watch a lot of “Airwolf” and drink some beer.

KNOCK OFF

It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.

DIRECT CONTACT

Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.

KICKBOXER 4: THE AGGRESSOR

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

THE EXTERMINATOR

You get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!