KNOCK OFF

It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.

DIRECT CONTACT

Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.

KICKBOXER 4: THE AGGRESSOR

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

THE EXTERMINATOR

You get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!

DEATH WISH 3 – Film Review

Only when blood flows in the streets will the violence stop.

POINT BREAK

You’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.

ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)

Mike Von Hobart reviews Steven Seagal’s magnificent directorial debut.

ONE HIT WONDERS OF 80S ACTION VOL VIII

We see her fumble through what few lines she utters
and then we see her die.

BEST OF THE BEST 2

You Will Eat, Sleep and Shit Sequels.

URBAN JUSTICE (90S INACTION)

“Fuck Santa Claus. He never got me shit. That’s why I sell dope”