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Tagline: None listed. Really. Boo. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Villains overrun ship, Seagal transforms from cook to ...

By Erich Schulte: May 31, 2006

“Ex-Cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-Plosive!”

By Matt Cale: May 31, 2006

MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1

By Jonny Lieberman: May 31, 2006

Seagal’s greatest foible is his heterosexuality.

By Erich Schulte: May 31, 2006

Norris visits Bangkok and turns down an offer of a $10 hooker.

By Matt Cale: May 31, 2006

No matter how short he is, Rocky can’t lose.

By Jonny Lieberman: April 20, 2006

“My prediction? Pain.”

By Matt Cale: April 20, 2006

“Bitches, leave.”

By Erich Schulte: April 20, 2006

Arnold as Moses.

By Jonny Lieberman: April 20, 2006

Also, many of the characters walk around carrying whips… like more than one.

By Jonny Lieberman: April 20, 2006