Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.
Mother of God.
Part 2 of Erich’s Descent Into Hell
Van Damme and a Jheri curl mullet directed by John Woo.
Hello! It is time to watch a lot of “Airwolf” and drink some beer.
It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.
Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.
Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.
You get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!
Only when blood flows in the streets will the violence stop.