Is lesbianism homoeroticism? These are the questions that will keep me from writing for legitimate (i.e. paying) publications.

Communists invade America; teenage gun nuts save us all.

Forget for a minute that Arnold actually goes into a gay bar and throws makeup on a guy’s face

Texas Ranger single-handedly brings down Mexican mafia.

Men, showers, you do the math.

Rambo is gayer than sexual intercourse between men.

Big Cocks.

Damn liberal justices.

Asian, American or Belgian, beefcake is beefcake.