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THE PUNISHER

Damn liberal justices.

By Erich Schulte: March 15, 2006
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KICKBOXER

Asian, American or Belgian, beefcake is beefcake.

By Matt Cale: March 14, 2006
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THE LAST BOY SCOUT

A drug-crazed football star brings a gun onto the field and murders four players during his run for the end zone!

By TAWP: March 14, 2006
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FIRST BLOOD

Would it surprise you to know that Stallone is shown being pummeled by high-pressure hoses while in a jail cell?

By Matt Cale: March 13, 2006
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DOUBLE TEAM

Here are simple facts. This film stars two men who are strapping athletes. It is marketed toward men. It is entitled,Double Team.

By Erich Schulte: March 13, 2006
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THE EVIL THAT MEN DO

What can be said about a film that features a shuddering, sweaty, naked man before the opening credits are even finished?

By Matt Cale: March 13, 2006
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FIREWALKER

In Chuck’s long career, he’s never been worse. In fact, his turn as Max Donigan makes his cringe-inducing work in Top Dog look like King Lear.

By Matt Cale: March 13, 2006
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IRON EAGLE

Feathered hair, sunglasses, tight jeans, firm muscles, and ready to kick Commie ass.

By Matt Cale: March 13, 2006
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INVASION USA

Corpse Count: Few films can rival Invasion USA in this department, just as it can rival few films in any other department.

By Erich Schulte: March 13, 2006
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THE DELTA FORCE

You haven’t seen a gay action movie shot until you’ve seen Chuck look back over his shoulder as he dispatches an enemy with his devastating tailpipe.

By Erich Schulte: March 13, 2006