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RED SONJA

Is lesbianism homoeroticism? These are the questions that will keep me from writing for legitimate (i.e. paying) publications.

By : April 19, 2006
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RED HEAT

Tagline: "Moscow's toughest detective. Chicago's craziest cop. There's only one thing worse than making them mad. Making them partners." Entire Story In ...
By : April 19, 2006
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RED DAWN

Communists invade America; teenage gun nuts save us all.

By : April 19, 2006
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RAW DEAL

Forget for a minute that Arnold actually goes into a gay bar and throws makeup on a guy’s face

By : April 19, 2006
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LONE WOLF MCQUADE

Texas Ranger single-handedly brings down Mexican mafia.

By : March 16, 2006
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LOCK UP

Men, showers, you do the math.

By : March 16, 2006
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RAMBO FIRST BLOOD PART II

Rambo is gayer than sexual intercourse between men.

By : March 16, 2006
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LETHAL WEAPON

Big Cocks.

By : March 15, 2006
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THE PUNISHER

Damn liberal justices.

By : March 15, 2006
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KICKBOXER

Asian, American or Belgian, beefcake is beefcake.

By : March 14, 2006