ONE HIT WONDERS OF 80’s ACTION VOL II

After her devastatingly one-note performance as Carol Kersey, Paulís put upon daughter, in Death Wish II, Robin Sherwood never acted again.

ONE HIT WONDERS OF 80’s ACTION VOL I

Consider the life and times of Joseph Gonzalez. He appears in but two movies other than the enshrined classic Death Wish 3.

DOUBLE IMPACT

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OUT FOR JUSTICE

Gino plunges a corkscrew into Richieís forehead, killing him instantly. Then he shoots Richieís corpse three times, killing it instantly.

BEST OF THE BEST

Five top American fighters to face off against five of Koreaís finest Tae Kwon Doe masters in a full-contact tournament. Why? To prove that with a little grit and determination, America can rectify the catastrophe of the Korean War by beating the filthy little slopes…

ROCKY IV – THE MISUNDERSTOOD: IVAN DRAGO

History has not given Ivan Drago a fair shake. Not even close.

ARMY OF ONE

Dolph seeks revenge for his slain buddy proving once again that men, not women, inspire the greatest gun battles.

MALONE

“Ex-Cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-Plosive!”

MARKED FOR DEATH

This one is just a mess of mixed and/or stupid messages. Seagal is a combatant in the war on drugs, which means that drugs have to be ridiculously vilified. We take a brief and amusing trip into Nancy Reaganís deluded nightmares…

MCBAIN

MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1