MCBAIN

MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1

MISSING IN ACTION

Norris visits Bangkok and turns down an offer of a $10 hooker.

MISSING IN ACTION 2: THE BEGINNING

When America needs a catharsis, gooks die.

BRADDOCK: MISSING IN ACTION III

When we first see Norris, he’s reduced to a moustache, but quickly grows back the beard that made him a cuddly, bear-like hunk.

MURPHY’ S LAW

A solid 15 die during the course of the film, and for once, we get a nice variety.

RAMBO III

Christ Almighty, at least 20,000 men, women, and children are butchered in the span of a few hours.

SHARKY’S MACHINE

“Nobody leans on Sharky’s Machine.”

TANGO & CASH

Tango, Cash, and man-ass.

THEY LIVE

Piper takes off his shirt, dampens his chest and the wife and kids are never mentioned again.

TOY SOLDIERS

This film is practically Tiger Beat writ large.