The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.

Conan hates animals. People, too.

Point is, I know porn when I hear it, and that was straight up fucking porn. NAMBLA porn.

An American Cop in Japan. Their country. Their laws. Their game. His rules.

Man in leather underwear controls the animals.

Folks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.

Really, any political content just kind of confused mess to serve as backdrop for all the ninjanity.

I had to air out the house after watching it.

There’s more at work here than a generous slab of man candy.

The gayest movie ever made.